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Legend
[This is an ingame book written by bard Cyr Galpsi about his experience at this event]
The Salacious Scorpion
Salacious (adj.): Arousing or appealing to sexual desire or imagination.
The Salacious Scorpion
Salacious (adj.): Arousing or appealing to sexual desire or imagination.
[A crudely drawn picture of a particularly attractive giant scorpion adorns the first page]
Our brave heros stood in storm,
Preparing the defence against the swarm,
As mountaintop figures began to form,
They saw the Salacious Scorpion.
No plea or prayer could stop the beast,
So a gallant war cry was released,
We were not to be a mere feast!
To an impending Salacious Scorpion.
Down the mountain did it crawl,
Striking fear into our party small,
Still we prepared for the coming brawl,
Against the Salacious Scorpion.
With spears and swords our heros tried,
To pierce the beast’s fiendish hide,
Yet to our dismay they bounced aside,
From the body of the Salacious Scorpion.
Our brave heros stood in storm,
Preparing the defence against the swarm,
As mountaintop figures began to form,
They saw the Salacious Scorpion.
No plea or prayer could stop the beast,
So a gallant war cry was released,
We were not to be a mere feast!
To an impending Salacious Scorpion.
Down the mountain did it crawl,
Striking fear into our party small,
Still we prepared for the coming brawl,
Against the Salacious Scorpion.
With spears and swords our heros tried,
To pierce the beast’s fiendish hide,
Yet to our dismay they bounced aside,
From the body of the Salacious Scorpion.
After each and every brave attack,
The creature threw our heros back,
But soon its skin began to crack.
The downfall of the Salacious Scorpion.
The creature threw our heros back,
But soon its skin began to crack.
The downfall of the Salacious Scorpion.
It was during the climax of this tension,
The blond elf threw his clever invention,
A rock to catch the beast’s attention,
Distracting the Salacious Scorpion.
It certainly was an impressive sight,
The beast swinging its pincer with all its might,
While having the blond elf still held tight,
That cunning Salacious Scorpion.
The blond elf threw his clever invention,
A rock to catch the beast’s attention,
Distracting the Salacious Scorpion.
It certainly was an impressive sight,
The beast swinging its pincer with all its might,
While having the blond elf still held tight,
That cunning Salacious Scorpion.
The wisest of our heros lept for its tail,
It shook and spun to no avail,
With blades in hands we managed to nail,
The skin of the Salacious Scorpion.
Floods of blue blood began to pour,
With one last spasm and a piercing roar,
The beast keeled over - It was no more.
The end of the Salacious Scorpion.
Tagging people: "The blond elf" K9 (Cyr didn't get a chance to catch his name), "The wisest..." Ddaug, Edouard2000, Charybdis, and many more (I know I'm missing people, I'm sorry! Can you pm me and I'll definitely tag you It shook and spun to no avail,
With blades in hands we managed to nail,
The skin of the Salacious Scorpion.
Floods of blue blood began to pour,
With one last spasm and a piercing roar,
The beast keeled over - It was no more.
The end of the Salacious Scorpion.
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