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You may have been able to see a good portion of the debacle. It was ridiculous.That.. is the best
This is amazingAdventure log: Plan C. Never pick plan c.
3, 13th of Snowdown 2259
Party Members:
Raindes, priest and party leader ( @mucusBONES )
Equipment: Wool robe, satchel, some carrots, a torch
Somnastra, ranger ( @Somnastra )
Equipment: Heavy clothing, bow, arrows, quiver
Mheagan, Mheagan ( @TurtlePrada )
Equipment: Heavy cloak, food
Samara, child (@Delta_61251 )
Equipment: Light clothing
Athryl, alchemist ( @IceandFire )
Equipment: Medium clothing, "potion"(presumed alcohol)
Tybalt, sword guy ( @humpfries )
Equipment: Heavy clothing, food, sword
Quest:
Go to the Naught and post a message on the board.
Results:
Failure
Overview of events:
After gathering the members of Eresse by the campfire, introducing everyone to everyone, Raindes presented the group with a choice.
Plan A.
Plan B.
Plan C.
Ahtryl, Tybalt, Samara, and Somnastra all picked plan C.
Mheagan wisely picked a different plan, plan B.
Knowing what the plans were Raindes wanted A...
Plan C:
Go to the naught and post a message.
Should have been an easy quest.
So the crew assembled at the docks, except Mheagan who had to powder her nose or something again.
Samara, Tybalt, Samara, and Somnastra all hopped into boats and proceeded to play "bumper boats" with one another, which only resulted in the destruction of their rafts.
Rain wisely had wood stored nearby and was able to built new boats for everyone...
Eventually... Mheagan returned and the crew was able to depart... poorly...
Tybalt, oh so wisely, continued to play bumper boats... wrecking everyone else's rafts...
So, the party became dispersed but was able to regroup at the Crossroads Inn.
But due to lollygagging and goofing off the party missed the last set of horses and had to walk the rest of the way to Port Silver.
Shortly after leaving the Crossroads, Athryl started coughing up blood, and fainted.
Raindes was able to revive him though, whereupon he took a swig of his "potion" (suspected to be alcohol).
At this point Samara vocalized that she was tired and her feet hurt, so Somnastra carried her.
OVERLOAD WARNING: Somnastra is carrying extra weight due to a child, cannot assist the party until the child is set down.
Shortly after, Tybalt ran to a small cluster of trees and started swinging wildly with his sword. It was suspected that he may be of loose sanity.
Mhegan continued to complain how she hated everything and everyone and didn't share her food.
Raindes sat down and ate a carrot leisurely.
After several leagues the crew came upon an arena... Raindes was excited to see it and rushed inside, followed closely by Athryl and Tybalt.
After gawking for a moment Raindes pulled out a stick playfully, the boys also pulled out sticks...
They began to playfully attack one another, and Raindes freaked out and ran.
A short time later she was able to regroup with the party and the trek continued.
Upon coming to the boardwalk near Port Silver, Tybalt decided to climb the cliff face. Further confirming suspicions about his sanity...
The crew pressed onward, and finally made it to the Naught Tavern.
Raindes asked if anyone knew how to post a message on the board, and the party told her she needed paper and writing ink... which she did not have.
Athryl volunteered to take Raindes to the APS where they sold such an item... But he was more excited about his new shop, and dragged Raindes there...
Tybalt apparently followed, but was more excited to go explore some tunnels...
Party Lost: Tybalt, Athryl
At this point Raindes hopelessly lost sight of the two, and returned to the Naught Tavern without the paper and ink.
Upon entering she was immediately told that Samara was upstairs and needed to be checked on.
The door was locked.
Raindes tried in vain to open the door, and then persuaded Mheagan to try opening it.
Mheagan apparently has no skill whatsoever at turning doorknobs because she would up spraining her wrist.
The commotion of the two unsuccessfully attempting to open the door caught the attention of Somnastra, who came upstairs just as Mheagan rushed out.
After quickly assessing the situation, Som decided breaking the door down would be the best bet.
She barreled heedlessly doorwards ... Raindes plowed behind her...
The weight of both of them was enough to cause the lock to fail...
But the weight of of both of them was also enough to cause Som's shoulder to fail... it came out of the socket...
After opening the door they discovered that Samara had opened the window and left...
The two went outside, where Raindes saw Samara on the roof, and whispered to Somnastra to go up and fetch her. The torrential downpour that was occurring should be mentioned at this point.
Somnastra tried in vain to get Samara to come inside...
Suddenly the rain cleared and the sun came out.
Raindes praised the sun.
After the failure, Raindes went up, fetched Samara, and brought the child to the docks.
Party Lost: Samara
Deciding that the plan was awash, Raindes regathered the remaining crew and departed, on foot, for Eresse.
Raindes saw Mheagan was still nursing her hand, so attempted to help. Raindes did nothing more than make Mheagan's hand a bit more uncomfortable.
Mheagan rushed ahead, grumbling about the walk, and children, and Moor Elves..
Party Lost: Mheagan
Somnastra stayed closed to Raindes...
After getting past the boardwalk, Raindes decided she would try to help Somnastra with her shoulder...
Instead of pushing the joint back into the socket, Raindes pulled it and made it far worse...
They continued on to Sorrowstown in silence.
The two made it to the campfire in Eresse with little other incident, where they regrouped with Mheagan.
Party Acquired: Mheagan
End Adventure.
-.-This is amazing