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Located by the waterfront in the slums market of Storm's Landing, this upstanding business (and staple of the community) will supply any weary travelers with food - provided they have the coin.
The food may not be of the highest quality, but a little mold never hurt anyone. The owner strives to provide his patrons with great customer service, and therefore Sleazy Abbo's Discount Eatery boasts the lowest food prices in all of Storm's Landing. Just make sure you don't look round the back.
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[For Sale]
Black Bread: 32 for 10r [+]
~20% the price of the next cheapest bread, saving you 35r each time!
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Any questions?
- What is this Thing/Lump/Sharp Object doing in my food? Sleazy Abbo cannot disclose his bread's recipe. He can assure you however that all his food is produced naturally in our off site bakery by the finest of chefs.
- How are your prices so low? By keeping our workers on site at all times, we can ensure they always work at maximum efficiency! Sleazy Abbo employs a strict "Zero-Tolerance" policy with his workers - If any are found to be eating the produce, they are immediately sacked.
- I can't afford to pay for bread - What can I do? Don't worry! Sleazy Abbo can give you the bread on credit, and then you have a whole two days to repay what you owe. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me!
Banned for Life
SirLuamTehDoge
Joseph12Q
...I kid
SirLuamTehDoge
Joseph12Q
...I kid
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