Moochick
The Very Best, That No One Ever Was
(story below this profile stuff)
Name: Moochick Oaks
Nickname/Alias: Moo
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Height: 2m even
Weight: 70kg
Hair: Red
Eyes: Hazel
Skin: Tan
Identifying Marks: Never goes anywhere without her blue coat. (also has a floating plate above her head saying "Moochick")
Appearance: A redhead girl who wears a blue coat with gold shoulder pads over a crimson dress.
Story
(please excuse my sarcastic remarks inside the parentheses)
Chapter One: The Awakening
"Oh God, Kevin, I think the baby is coming!", said Miluda Oaks, a noble of the kingdom of Ivalice.
"What? Now? Can it wait till we make it into town?", said her husband, Kevin Oaks.
Kevin and Miluda were returning to their estate in the capital town Garriland after visiting Miluda's family in a neighboring town. (they were on foot btw and still had a few miles to go before reaching Garriland). Miluda, obviously, was pregnant and for some reason, even though the baby was due any day, decided to still make the trip on foot.
"Yes Kevin now! I cannot walk a few more miles. It's coming now!"
"In the middle of this path? It'll die out here! I'll go look for any houses nearby."
"Hurry!"
After a few minutes of searching Kevin found a barn filled with animals (with no owner apparently... hmmmmm). He goes inside and grabs a wheel barrel (nice thinking ahead) and rushes to his wife on the path.
"Okay get in the wheel barrel love, I found a barn nearby and it is the only thing around that is better than out here."
Without any hesitation, Miluda falls into the barrel and is wheeled off. (apparently she has nothing against to having her child being born in a barn even though she is a noble)
After arriving to the barn, Kevin quickly arranged some hay into a makeshift bed (he didn't feel like chopping a tree with his barehands today and shearing sheep) and laid his wife down. Just in time too because the baby was here.
[CENSORED]
"It's a girl Miluda!", Kevin said.
After that a cow wondered over and licked the baby's face while a baby chicken was walking on her body.
"Shoo you animals," said Kevin while handing the baby to his wife,"What shall we name her?"
"I'll call her, Moochick." said Miluda. (get it? a cow and a baby chicken. Oh I'm funny. (totally legit reason to permanently have a name like that, absolutely))
And thus, our redhead was born.
Name: Moochick Oaks
Nickname/Alias: Moo
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Height: 2m even
Weight: 70kg
Hair: Red
Eyes: Hazel
Skin: Tan
Identifying Marks: Never goes anywhere without her blue coat. (also has a floating plate above her head saying "Moochick")
Appearance: A redhead girl who wears a blue coat with gold shoulder pads over a crimson dress.
Story
(please excuse my sarcastic remarks inside the parentheses)
Chapter One: The Awakening
"Oh God, Kevin, I think the baby is coming!", said Miluda Oaks, a noble of the kingdom of Ivalice.
"What? Now? Can it wait till we make it into town?", said her husband, Kevin Oaks.
Kevin and Miluda were returning to their estate in the capital town Garriland after visiting Miluda's family in a neighboring town. (they were on foot btw and still had a few miles to go before reaching Garriland). Miluda, obviously, was pregnant and for some reason, even though the baby was due any day, decided to still make the trip on foot.
"Yes Kevin now! I cannot walk a few more miles. It's coming now!"
"In the middle of this path? It'll die out here! I'll go look for any houses nearby."
"Hurry!"
After a few minutes of searching Kevin found a barn filled with animals (with no owner apparently... hmmmmm). He goes inside and grabs a wheel barrel (nice thinking ahead) and rushes to his wife on the path.
"Okay get in the wheel barrel love, I found a barn nearby and it is the only thing around that is better than out here."
Without any hesitation, Miluda falls into the barrel and is wheeled off. (apparently she has nothing against to having her child being born in a barn even though she is a noble)
After arriving to the barn, Kevin quickly arranged some hay into a makeshift bed (he didn't feel like chopping a tree with his barehands today and shearing sheep) and laid his wife down. Just in time too because the baby was here.
[CENSORED]
"It's a girl Miluda!", Kevin said.
After that a cow wondered over and licked the baby's face while a baby chicken was walking on her body.
"Shoo you animals," said Kevin while handing the baby to his wife,"What shall we name her?"
"I'll call her, Moochick." said Miluda. (get it? a cow and a baby chicken. Oh I'm funny. (totally legit reason to permanently have a name like that, absolutely))
And thus, our redhead was born.