Fham's Murder Emporium!

[fhamersley]

Limited Time Only! All stock must go! All prices cut by 100%!
Does your character need to kill something or someone every now and then? Would you like a public show of fighting? Then listen up!

I'm between characters right now, waiting for perms on the next one, so I thought I'd use my freedom by playing characters to be killed or to kill.
No charge, just post any details and we'll quickly organise it!

Note: Short time offer only. Get in quick!

 

[Goldengem25]

*In a half bothered voice, reading from a script with a gun to his head* I can vouch that these products are of good quality. In fact, I have as Chalkan willingly murdered a cannibal played by this lady. I give this a ten out of ten in terms of both the product, and service. You must be bonkers to miss such a opportunity.

 

[Scardrac]

RIP ITS THROAT OUUUUT! KILL THEM ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Luckygirl34]

I'm scared now...
I'd like a dheep to murder brutally

 

[fhamersley]

I'd like a dheep to murder brutally

A dheep? ^^

 

[Luckygirl34]

A dheep? ^^

A sheep ;--;
My phone likes autocorrect

 

[fhamersley]

A sheep ;--;

You want a sheep? Actually? Okay..!

 

[Goldengem25]

A sheep ;--;
My phone likes autocorrect

What phone autocorrects sheep to dheep?

 

[Luckygirl34]

What phone autocorrects sheep to dheep?

Yus... No idea what a dheep is though

 

[fhamersley]

Yus... No idea what a dheep is though

Derp-sheep!

 

[Luckygirl34]

Derp-sheep!

*shrugs* I suppose