IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE STORY, YOU WON'T LEARN IT HERE.
Day One
Game started. Yay!
Boy or girl?
FML I CHOSE BOY
I guess I'm Aftae the boy now. Yay?
Here are Chenren and Bianca! They're both going to be terribly obnoxious and take up several hours of storyline, so know them well! Also, you'll lose your favorite team members to them!
Opening Credits. Why.
SNIVY! YAY!
Battle 1: Bianca
SNIVY HAS CONTRARY HOLY SHET
Won! Yay!
I had 8x EXP on by accident. WOOPS.
Snivy is now level 11.
Battle over.
Exp Cheat now turned off. Will enable after second gym.
Sorry Chenren, I cheated. ;_;
Battle 2: Chenren
Snivy used Tackle. Critical hit. I win.
Battle over.
So... I'm not using Snivy for a while. :/
Room's a mess. Steroid-Snivy wrecked it. Thanks Professor...
Bicycle and Phone acquired!
OH MY GOD SO MANY PIDOVE. LIKE FIVE.
Enter Bianca's house. Her father sucks.
blah blah blah Pokedex blah blah blah NICKNAME SNIVY TIME
Uhhhh....
Tybalt the Snivy. Yes.
Maps. Who even uses those?
WHY DO CATCHING TUTORIALS EXIST.
Lillipup!
She's gonna be... Athryl. >:3
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
Another Lillipup! Sadly, cannot catch. Athryl would have liked him.
It's a Zigazigoonu!
He's gonna be... Habin.
Athryl is gonna be easy to train. Level 6 at catch. Habin's level 3. Not so much...
Athryl has proven her worth, by defeating an equal leveled Hoothoot. She is now level 7.
Habin is level 4, by piggybacking off of Tybalt! Thanks Tybalt, you always defend the weak and help them grow. :3
Habin against an equal leveled rival Zigzagoon...
Habin has superior speed.
Habin has been outplayed. Sorry Habin, but you need to train more.
TYBALT SAVES THE DAY
Habin absolutely destroys this equal leveled Hoothoot though. Didn't take any damage whatsoever.
*lots more wild battles*
Potion obtained.
WAIT HABIN HAD PICKUP THIS WHOLE TIME. BEST. EVER.
ATHRYL ALSO HAS PICKUP. ALLLLLL THE ITEMS.
Antidote + Full Heal obtained.
LEGENDARY BIDOOF APPEARS. Luckily, Habin defeats it. Barely. We survive another day.
My normal brethren are now both level 8. Time to move on. We'll miss you route 1!
WHY POKECENTER TUTORIAL.
Why isn't there a skip-tutorial button?
*attempts leaving* "Dafuq you doing Aftae, talk to the lady"
*repeat process five times* *give in*
Buy ALL the items!
Obtained 6 Pokeballs and 6 Potions.
Chenren: "Aftae! Come here!" (standing right behind him)
My name is Get This. *speech*
Oh hai team Please-ma.
Oh hai Nitrogen.
Battle 3: Nitrogen.
Athryl vs Nincada! We got this! Spam tackle!
Nincada defeated. Mankey was sent out.
We have the disadvantage, but lets press forward anyways! Leeeeerrrrr!
IT HAD DEFIANT WHAT A TERRIBLE IDEA. IT USED LEER. THANK THE LORD.
Athryl GTFO and Tybalt enters.
Mankey used Leer, Tybalt becomes IMPENETRABLE.
Tybalt nearly slays the Mankey with one Vine Whip. Takes four HP from a Scratch.
Mankey down. Ahtryl grows to level 9! Purrloin was sent out.
Tybalt takes two HP from scratch, and two-shots in return. Tybalt is just barely under level 12.
Battle over.
*heart pulsing fast*
Chenren: "Strange guy." PPFFFFFFFTTTT
Lets heal please. ;_;
Habin still chilling out, didn't see any action that battle.
Pokeball obtained. Strange guy just gives me it.
RUNNING SHOES GET.
Takes five minute break.
*said five minute break is spent cuddling*
Catching more Pokemon time! Our lottery brings us...
First, Obtain Potion.
We get a Purrrrrrloin! I think we know who this is gonna be.
Michcat the Purrloin! You're a male, right? Right?
A Kricketot? Uh... sure... first two-gyms fodder I guess.
Oh god it has bide. I don't catch this in two tries, Athryl dies.
First try fails... I am heavily considering just KO'ing it.
I switch to Tybalt just in case.
NNGGGGGGHHHHHH 7 HP remaining. Thank you Tybalt. Took it like a champ.
Send out Habin to tank for a sec. Takes 6 HP from Bug Bite, das good.
Second Pokeball fails. Most intense bug fight ever.\
Third ball succeeds. *sigh of relief*
This bug is quite the champ. I will name thee... Ardaric. He'll be the thug for a while.
Time to check the pickupers, after Athryl just one shot's a Poochyena. I think Athryl's getting to be the star, if only Tybalt didn't exist. Competition between the two ensues...
Neither of them have anything.
Message board says Route 2 is sunny. It's nighttime.
Ardaric against a level 8 rival Kricketot. Ardaric's time to prove his merit as he is very obviously at a disadvantage, being two levels lower :/
Ardaric is faster. Thug level +1.
Uses Growl, takes 9 HP from bug bite. Thug level -1.
Time to switch ;_;
Tybalt is weak to bug, so Athryl comes in and takes em out. Only proving to be better and better
Habin still has yet to be used.
Battle 4: Youngster Jimmy
Ardaric vs Hoothoot. Thuglife, Ardaric stays in despite me telling him to get the hell out.
Hoothoot uses Growl. I used Struggle Bug. Dat special move. Does piss-poor damage.
Hoothoot uses Foresight. Okay. I use Growl, setting up for Bide shenanigans.
Hoothoot Hypnosis lands! Noooooo! But Ardaric woke up thanks to SHED SKIN. WOOOOOOOOO
Hoothoot uses Growl. I use Growl.
More growl. More hypnosis. More shed skin.
Bide time... hoothoot does 2 damage. I return four. Slowly winning.
Thug life.
Critical hit. Ardaric has fainted. Dammit Ardy, why did you do this. *sighs in despair*
Alright, lets send in Michcat, see what he can do. Faint attack one-shots.
Michcat hits haaarrrddd. Faint Attack two-shots Wurmple, and Patrat.
Battle over.
*sulks over to the Pokemon Center, saddened to have seen his thug-bug pass*
You'll be missed Ardy. *waves goodbye, heals, and sets off again*
*takes ten minute break because actually sad*
*comes back from longer-than-ten-minute break*
Ready to Pokemon again. We miss you Ardy.
Back to route 3! Lets train Habin a level.
Habin learned Headbutt at level 9! He hits 40% harder now, and has flinch chance.
Oh hey, a small girl child! Come at me.
Battle 5: Lass Mali
Habin vs Zigzagoon! HONOR BATTLE TIME.
Use your newfound technique, Headbutt!
Does 49%, flinches, does 49% again, gets hit by Tackle, then finishes it off. Habin reigns supreme.
Pidgey sent out! Headbutt did over 50%, and she used Razor Wind! Free KO!
Meowth next! 2HKO again!
Habin's level 10!
Caterpie gets promptly flinched, and destroyed. Habin is ultimate Zigazagoonu.
Battle over.
It's Michcat's wild sister, another Purrloin! Lets not. *flees*
She appears again. Alright. It's time. Go, Michcat!
Michcat reigns supreme.
Athryl somehow managed to reach level 10 with that battle. Yay!
Battle 6: Youngster Roland
He sends out Lillipup! Go, Athryl! HONOR BAAATTTLLLEEE.
Bite spam is victorious! Clean KO!
:O
He... sends out Kricketot...
Athryl spares me the sadness and Bite-flinches it for the win.
Weedle falls to Bite spam. Athryl is now level 11, with the big boy Tybalt.
HE OWNS A LEGENDARY BIDOOF. Michcat save us!
Faint Attack cleans up, and we win the battle.
Battle over.
Obtained an Everstone and an Oval Stone!
Craaaapppp. Bianca called me out.
"Ready or not, here I come!" I'M NOT READY
Battle 7: Bianca
Michcat vs Meowth! She leads with Fake Out!
IT DID TWELVE HP. OWWWW.
Michcat is too injured. Tybalt shall save us!
Oh Tybalt, how your grace has fallen from misuse. You survived with 7 HP.
Tybalt is level 12!
Tybalt vs Oshawott. First, lets heal please. Potion used.
Tackle got critical hit. ;_;
All is fine! Vine Whip two-shot the Oshawott and won us the battle.
Battle over.
Enter Striaton City. Yay!
Attempt to go to next route. Denied. I have to do the scary gym first. ;_;
PokeCenter time! Heals and buys!
Obtained 4 Pokeballs and 5 Potions.
Time to explore!
Obtained Great Ball!
Obtained X Speed! Do not use! Drugs are bad!
Obtained yet another Great Ball!
GREAT GREAT GREAT
Obtained ten Dive Balls! From a shady man behind a building.
Obtain ALL the Pokeballs!
Chenren wants me to battle!
Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
Obtained a Full Heal! Quizzes are fun right ;_;
Back to Route 2! Training time!
Michcat immediately grows to level 10!
Sand Attack? Why not. Forgets Assist for Sand Attack.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Michcat fought a Caterpie... Bug Bite got a critical hit...
Habin avenged him. He showed no mercy.
*the short walk lasted for what seemed like half an hour*
I'm so sorry. You were the best cat. Shoulda not been careless against Wild Pokemon.
*waves goodbye as Michcat shrinks and blips out of existence*
I guess I'm done training for today.
*saves and logs off*
Day Two
*resumes training session*
Okay, lets get Habin and Athryl to 12 and Tybalt to 13.
*obtains Skittles*
Athryl reaches level 12! Wants to learn Helping Hand! Athryl's just chock-full of crafty moves.
Don't need Odor Sleuth.. I have Bite :/
Athryl forgets Odor Sleuth for Helping Hand!
Habin picked up a Super Potion! F'ing SWEET.
*favorite song plays on Pandora*
NNOOOOOOO DDAAAAMMMIIITTTT AALLLLLLL
Habin against a level 8 Mankey. Low Kick. Critical hit. Habin faints.
... I've lost two Pokemon now to stupid training procedures.
Tybalt, finish this please.
*begins the journey to the PokeCenter, a walk that is becoming all too familiar*
Habin fainted with a Full Heal in hand. I don't take it. It's his.
Goodbye Habin. I already miss you.
*The Zigzagoon shrinks and fades, with a final goodbye*
Down to Athryl and Tybalt now. I guess I'll finish training Tybalt then.
*continues training, doesn't let Tybalt fight any bug types*
Tybalt reaches level 13. I'd let it learn Growth, but that doesn't help him with Contrary. Doesn't learn Growth.
I feel like getting Athryl to level 13. I do so. I don't let her fight Mankeys.
Athryl one-shots Poochyena now.
Ahtryl reaches level 13. Lets go to the Dreamyard now.
*enters Dreamyard, but no access to bushels*
Oh hai Lass.
Battle 8: Lass Forgot To Check Her Name
She sends out Sentret! Go Athryl!
Bite spam for the win!
She sends out Starly! Genuinely scared, those things hurt.
Not enough though, Athryl takes it out!
She sends out Skitty! I think Athryl's too hurt, I send out Tybalt.
Good job Skitty. You identified Tybalt. That is indeed a Snivy.
Tybalt uses Vine Whip, does about 33%. It's starting to be lackluster with its 35 Base Power.
She uses Tail Whip and powers up Snivy though. Still amazing.
She sends out Azurill! Time to finish this!
Oh god. It has Sap Sipper. Vine Whip increases its attack!
Bubble does literally 1 HP though, I'm good. Tackle spam, proceed to win.
Battle over.
A cut tree. Don't have cut.
"My Rattata is in the top percentage! Really!" Oh god. Please no.
Battle 9: Youngster Joey
Athryl vs. Rattata. Athryl has 2 level advantage.
It uses Focus Energy. Oh... god... please no.
Dodge the Flame Wheel! Yeeeaaaa!
Rattata uses Flame Wheel again. Tackle knocks it out. *sigh of relief*
Athryl has grown to level 14! All behold our new all-star.
Battle over.
Okay. Heart attack avoided. ;_;
Obtain X Defend! More drugs. :/
Nice lady just gives me a Panpour. Alrighty then!
I'ma name it... Robert. For my favorite human.
Guess who we're training?
Water Gun Spam! Pew pew pew pew!
*In case you haven't noticed Aftae is no longer sad*
*doesn't let Robert fall below 20 health during training, heals constantly*
*obtains Flavored Water drink, continues training*
Listening to <
this>. Rocking out hard.
Robert grows to level 11! Level 12! HE WANTS TO LEARN ACROBATICS.
110 base power Flying move... Holy... HELL YES. Forget Scratch, learn Acrobatics!
ROBERT ONE SHOTS ERRRYTHANG. HOLY HELL.
Tybalt quietly waits, his patience truly showing. He knows he'll be the top Pokemon later.
Robert hits level 13. Time to battle Chenren.
*bursts into the Trainer's School, struts his stuff, flashes his Pokeballs*
COME AT ME BRO.
Battle 10: Chenren
Tybalt vs. Starly!
NOPE.
Athryl enters, and takes a Wing Attack to the face. Does 12 out of 39 HP. Owwies.
Tackle, however, is overpowered and 2HKO's.
Chenren sends out Tepig! Athryl returns, and Robert takes an Ember like it's nothing.
Water G- ACROBATICS!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIIEEEEE
Battle over.
*still shouting and laughing maniacally*
HAHAHAHA DDIIEEE- Wait it's over.
Ooh, Cut! Guess who's getting a 60 base power Grass attack?
*approaches Tybalt and smacks with disk*
Tybalt knows Cut! Tybalt's most powerful attack has been Doubled in power!
*heals and heads to the cut tree on Route 2*
Tybalt. Eat the tree. Tree eaten.
Obtained Super Potion and Great Ball!
ATHRYL PICKED UP A HYPER POTION. ATTA GIRL!!!
*pauses in Dreamyard*
*resumes after fifteen minutes*
We get two catches in this area! Yay!
'
First result is...a female Venonat! Robert, don't you dare use Acrobatics.
Robert. ROBERT. NO. Okay, he uses Water Gun. It does little, but that's good. We need to weaken it. She spams confusion. We spam Water Gun.
Supersonic happens. Confusion doesn't work, thankfully. 24% health abouts, time for Pokeballs!
First Pokeball! Fails immediately.
Second Pokeball! Wigglewigglewiggle DAMMIT
Third Pokeball! Wigglewigglewiggle YAY
We caught a female Venonat! Lets name it... Sally! She likes Venomoth, right? Hope so.
Oh hey items.
Obtain Incinerate TM!
Obtain Pluck TM!
Obtain Smack Down TM!
Obtain Struggle Bug TM!
Lots of TM's here. Lets see who can learn what!
Sallys forgets Leech Life, and learns Struggle Bug!
Alright, second Pokemon!
Male Nidoran! YEEESSSSS!
Sally tanks a Peck from it like a boss! Critical Hits don't even trouble her.
Aw. She got a kiss. Prepare your shipping guys!
*Seperate Ways by Journey plays on Pandora*
First Pokeball succeeds! Naming our new Nidoran... Lokhan!
Everybody's decently injured, probably best to heal, and then we can train the newbies.
Enter Gym. Fresh Water get!
Oh great this puzzle. Easiest thing ever.
WAIT I FORGOT TO TRAIN FOR THIS
Battle 11: Waiter Maxwell
Tybalt vs Slowpoke! Lets do this!
Tybalt, show him your mastery of Cut! Two-hit-KO! Water Gun does next-to-nothing!
Tybalt reaches level 14!
Growlithe? Nope! Tybalt tactfully retreats, bringing in Robert!
Robert, use Wa-ACROBATICS!!!
Aw, he survived and used Roar.
Lokhan has entered! Prepare for your doom, Growlithe.
Double Kick finishes off the Growlithe.
Waiter sent out Budew! Easy Peck-ings! Get it? ._.
Peck dispatches of it easily.
Battle over.
That wasn't too bad. Decided not to train.
Battle 12: Waitress Forgot To Check Her Name Yet Again
Tybalt vs Hoppip! Type disadvantage, time to GTFO!~
Lokhan eagerly jumps in! PoisonPowder has no effect!
Lokhan gives it a little Peck, and she Tackles him back! They're both so adorable. :3
She uses Synthesis first, which means Prankster. I used Sweet Kiss. She's so flustered right now.
We go for Focus Energy, and she goes for Tail Whips!
The battle drags on, as my Pecks fail to her Synthesis. The Hoppip snaps out of confusion and continues Tail Whipping as Lokhan kisses her more.
She has yet to hit herself. Getting annoyed.
We break through, and Lokhan gives her a Peck as Hoppip faints. It was too adorable for her.
Lokhan grows to level 13 and attempts to learn Poison Sting! Nope!
Waitress sends out Slugma! So many Tail Whips leaves Nidoran too cute-ed out to defend herself. Time to switch!
In comes Robert! Ember does nothing! Robert uses Wa- ACROBA-- NO ROBERT USE WATER GUN.
Water Gun does tons of damage, while Rock Throw does little in return. Slugma faints!
Out comes Marill!
Okay Robert, do yo-- ACROBATICS!!!
Defense Curls do nothing to stop Robert's wrath.
Marill faints after two Acrobatics.
Robert reaches level 14!
Robert forgets Water Gun in favor of the superior Water pulse!
Battle over.
Gym leader waits behind the curtain. Lets not!
*leaves and trains Sally a level, to level 13*
*remembers re-battle trainers cheat, gets Sally to level faster with it*
Athryl manages to get to level 15! OP Lillipup is OP!
ATHRYL WANTS TO LEARN TAKE DOWN.
Athryl forgets Leer in favor of Take Down!
Sally reaches level 13! She learns PoisonPowder over Foresight!
It's time. You got my back Nitrogen?
Let's do this.
Gym Battle 1: Chili
Chili sends out Tepig, Charmander, AND Cyndaquil!
ROTATION BATTLE INTENSE TIME ACTIVATED
I send out Robert, Tybalt, and Athryl!
Game plan: Spam Water Pulse.
Chili rotates to Cyndaquil! Water Pulse OHKO!
Torchic is sent out!
Rotate to Charmander, and he uses Smokescreen!
Water Pulse hits, he is left with very little HP!
Chili used Potion, but it did not save him from the OHKO!
Tybalt grew to level 15!
Chili sent out Pansear! He used Nasty Plot! Oh god.
Water Pulse does about 65%! Sitrus Berry Activated!
Rotate to Tepig! It takes a Water Pulse with a sliver of health, and pulls off a Yawn!
Robert is weakened and drowsy, so I rotate to Athryl! Finishes the Tepig with a Tackle!
Chimchar is sent out! Damn Fake Out. 
Pansear rotates in and Protects! Take Down does nothing!
Incinerate does a HELL of a LOT of damage! Athryl takes Take Down Recoil!
HEART ATTACK AS ATHRYL BARELY SURVIVES
GTFO PLEASE
Rotate to Robert again! Pansear still somehow alive!
Torchic barely survives Water Pulse, and Ember does nothing to Robert! Robert fell asleep! Full Heal used, Robert awakens!
Chimchar uses Assist, and Quick Attacks for pitiful damage!
Pansear rotates in, and does quite a bit with Incinerate! Water Pulse finishes it! Athryl grows to level 16!
Chimchar gets promptly OHKO'ed, and Torchic follows. Robert grows to level 15! Tybalt grows to level 16 and learns Leaf Tornado over Wrap!
Robert finishes the Torchic with an ACROBATICS!!!
The Gym Leader admits defeat, hands me my badge, and the battle is over.
Athryl is EVOLVING! :O
Athryl has evolved into a Herdier!
Trio Badge acquired.
Work Up TM Acquired!
I strut my way down the restaurant, and exit into the fresh air. A woman greets me and kidnaps me immediately.
*To be continued...*
Day Three
Lady just wants me to go to Dreamyard again. No surprise sexy times. Is dissapoint.
Lets go then!
Bianca, leave please. No? Fien.
Yep, that's a Munna.
Two Team Please-ma creeps pop out from behind a centimeter-thin wall. How... the...
Decided not to question it as they kick the poor thing. You done goofed, sir. You done goofed.
Battle 14: First of Countless Team Please-ma Grunts
Trubbish? Really? Well, Robert, it's time again...
AAAAAAAACROBAAAAAATTICS!
Just realized I forgot to heal. Poop.
Acid Spray does a bad thing. Gotta switch. Sally's time to shine!
She takes DoubleSlaps and is hardly phazed. Confusion finishes it as it lays a layer of Toxic Spikes.
Welp. Drowzee has type advantage. Out goes Tybalt! Is poisoned, bleargh.
Cut 2HKO's, and Sally grows to level 14!
Ekan's Intimidate increases Attack, but Tybalt is injured and Ekans is Poison. Bleargh.
Sally comes back into the fray, and conveniently absorbs the Toxic Spikes!
Poison sting does NOTHING to Sally. Glare paralyzes though.
Confusion spam wins out!
Tybalt grows to level 17 as the grunt GTFO's.
Battle over.
:O Guess who's evolving?
Tybalt has evolved into Servine! He wants to learn Twister! Tybalt is now a member of the Dragon Type!
Other Grunt wants to kick me while I'm injured. Poo.
Battle 15: Another Please-ma Grunt
Koffing vs injured Robert! Lead off with a Super Potion!
Koffing uses Tackle, doesn't do much.
Robert responds with ACRO- actually, Water Pulse hits harder. Lets do that instead.
Robert is very upset, but listens. Water Pulse does 55% and confuses, and the Koffing promptly punches himself in the groin.
Robert cannot resist the urge and AAACCROBATICS. Finishes him off.
Robert grows to level 16, and wants to learn Lick. No. Acrobatics. Why do you even want to learn Lick?
Welp, Cacnea has obvious type advantage. BUT.
AAACCCRRROOOBAATTTIIICCCSSS!
Hehehehehehehe...
Cacnea is OHKO'ed. Grimer next. MORE ACROBATICS.
Damn, he used Harden. Have to use Water Pu--- ACROBATICS AGAIN AAANNYYYWWAAAYYSSS.
Robert takes a Mud Slap, and accuracy debuffed. Grimer disables Acrobatics as the incoming Acrobatics misses.
Robert is REALLY pissed now. Water Pulse finishes it.
Battle over.
Get-This appears and tells them to bother off because they suck so bad. Victoryismine!
Musharna also appears behind paper-thin wall. I think there's a demon portal over there.
Pokeball is spawned out of midair. There's some Poltergeist stuff going on here.
BLAH BLAH BLAH PLEASE JUST LET ME GOOOOO
I'M FREEEEEEEE
The wall was not a demon portal. *leaves*
Let's not forget to heal this time around! *heals and buys*
Obtained 9 Super Potions and 2 Great Balls!
*attempts to go to new route*
DAMMIT FENNEL JUST LET ME GO PLEASE ;_;
More pointless key items!
Finally. I can go now.
Day Care? :O
I can beat up children and take their money! Wooooo!
Lets start with the nursery owner though.
Battle 16: Nursery Aide Autumn
Robert vs Togepi! Robert, you're getting awfully powerful.
I guess we're gonna- ACROBATICSSSSSSSS!
Can't give Robert a kiss when he's swinging around and smacking your face!
Togepi goes down swiftly! Next up, Munna.
ACROBATICS! Another 2HKO! ....
Actually, lets let someone else level. Sally has a super effective move, lets try that.
Struggle Bug finishes it as Munna yawns. Great.
Robert grows to level 17!
Natu comes out and promptly scares away Sally, and in comes Athryl!
Confusion does a hell of a lot of damage, with a critical hit, AND it confuses. Owwwww.
Full heal used, Confusion cured. Natu uses Lucky Chant!
It takes a Take Down to miss to realize I have Bite. Lets use that. It OHKO's. Yay!
She sends out Ralts!
Battle over.
I just quit. Not gonna fight it. Don't wanna.
Just kidding. Bite OHKO's.
Battle REALLY over.
Hey, nursery owner conveniently heals my team! Lets do this again!
*changes order of team, lets Lokhan lead*
Battle 17: Preschooler Doyle
Lokhan vs Squirtle! Lets do this!
First, you give em a Sweet Kiss.. Lokhan, ignore the male symbol please...
Now... KICK THEN IN THE FACE.
Eventually confusion and kicking fells the turtle. Lokhan was excellent that match, taking only 6 damage and the opponent was a level above him to boot.
Lokhan grows to level 14!
Oshawott is sent out!
Give em a kiss... Don't miss please, ignore the male symbol...
Okay, you misses your kiss again and he could OHKO you with a Water Gun critical hit, and he has Focus Energy. Tybalt time.
GET. WRECKED.
Battle over.
Next victim!
Battle 18: Preschooler Dammit I Missed The Name Again
Lokhan vs Totodile!
Lokhan, I know everyone's a male but I need you to kiss them.
Sweet Kiss lands, Totodile hits himself.
Time for Lokhan to kick em!
Lokhan finishes the little Croc with a Peck and it faints from confusion. Lokhan's quite the stud.
Lokhan grows to level 15!
Out comes Piplup!
It's another male. Lokhan... kisses...
I know you don't like kissing guys, Lokhan, but you gotta. Thank you.
*Lokhan starting to get rather infuriated*
Piplup proceeds to smack itself. Lokhan, time to kick em in the face again!
*Lokhan enjoys pummeling the penguin*
Brine OHKO's Lokhan.
*sits, stunned for a while*
I guess Lokhan didn't appreciate my tactics.
Sally enters, and finds Lokhan broken, and finishes the penguin.
Sally grows to level 15.
Battle over.
Sssiiiiiggggghhhhhhh. I should have known. Lokhan took a 110 base power STAB move, I should have expected it from a water type.
*slowly sulks to the PokeCenter*
I'm already getting a bit tired of these walks.
Sorry Lokhan, you never got to kiss Sally again.
*Sally peeks over as I attempt to release Lokhan*
*She looks back at me with confused, scared eyes*
I'm sorry Sally. He fought his best. He even did things I wouldn't have done.
He's in other hands now.
*Lokhan bleeps out of existense, and Sally weeps*
Maybe we can train Sally a a level before we go back.
*Sally grudgingly trains with me*
Y'know Sally... I have a catch I can use... do you want me to find another friend?
*Sally looks up, nods, but still seems distant*
Alright, here goes.
A Jigglypuff. Okay.
This female Jigglypuff will be... Amire. Welcome to the team.
*Sally seems to like the other ball-shaped Pokemon*
Sally grows to level 16. Time to train Amire a bit.
Amire has Metronome... hehehehehe...
*trains with Metronome shenanigans, ends up using the following moves:*
Swift
BLAST BURN
Stone Edge
Present
Wish
Fire Pledge
Pay Day
Earth Power
Steamroller
Tickle (yes please :3)
Magnet Rise
PSYCHO BOOST
Rapid Spin
Guillotine
Work Up
ROAR OF TIME
Bone Club
HYPER BEAM (Holy 150 base power STAB)
Sky Uppercut
Iron Defense
Mach Punch
Hail
Swagger
Etc...
*gets Amire to level 16*
*notes that Amire is super bulky, and has the ability Friend Guard, because she's just so sweet like that*
*heals one last time, and heads back to the daycare, watching the demon children eye him with bloodshot eyes*
Not today.
*saves and logs off*
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