Looking For Nursemaid

[james_power]

*a note is posted on the Merry Mead*
Name's Baron Grimar Ironheart and I'm in need of a Nursemaid. I have a four-year-old female dwarven child. And wif' me bein' a single lad... I have no skill wif' children. I'll provide a large sum of riches and allow ya to have a livin' space. I live in Riddleport. I'll be around there if yar interested.

Please..

 

[abbeyvie]

( MUAHAHHAHAHHA

 

[Jstar]

Abbey no, we talked about this, no, Abbey! We said no chil- Oh, nope. she's eating it... *Sighs*

 

[Scardrac]

... I'll be-
... The...
ehehehehe
... Nursemaid.
ehehehehe

 

[abbeyvie]

... I'll be-
... The...
ehehehehe
... Nursemaid.
ehehehehe

Nooooooooooooooooo! He'll eat me!

 

[Scardrac]

KILL THEM ALL!!!

 

[james_power]

xD ... NO

 

[Baron]

Beep boop?

 

[Conan]

Beep boop?

Now I'm picturing an automaton in a maid's outfit

 

[Baron]

Now I'm picturing an automaton in a maid's outfit

I've got a santa suit for Vorar, though it's painfully outdated now, what with Vorar's recent upgrade.

 

[Minersrevenge]

galenai loves children maybe he could do it? message me if you dont get any better applicants

Edit: sorry not available anymore

 

[mistaahh]

Limadan..

I said enough..

 

[Conan]

I have a four-year-old female dwarven child.

 

[JustTooRadical]

Conan...
Look over at the hawk a sec
*while Conan is turned away, presses 999 on his phone*

 

[Conan]

Conan...
Look over at the hawk a sec
*while Conan is turned away, presses 999 on his phone*

At least you didn't press 911

 

[JustTooFabulous]

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I lol'ed. I really, really did. That's made my day.

 

[JustTooRadical]

I lol'ed. I really, really did. That's made my day.

I did too.
But I called the police.
Idk
Lol.

 

[Michcat]

Well.


Leminth.. Might... Maybe...... If you approached her.. the right way...

I just love Abbey ;~;

 

[james_power]

Well.


Leminth.. Might... Maybe...... If you approached her.. the right way...

I just love Abbey ;~;

deal!

 

[Michcat]

deal!

wati no no NO NO NO NO