*A dirt smudged parchment hangs on one of the rusted nails of the message board. The handwriting sloppy and some of the words darker than others as the writer bore down on the charcoal used. Even as you approach from a few paces back, it's clear to see how big the words are written*
I paid some bitch for a delivery and he hasn't turned up! I want my fuckin money back! Those apples were expensive! If you read this, I want my damned radiants and my damned apples, you cheat!