- Pronouns
- He/Him
Slimy_Froggy
Patron
There once was a man, Connor was his name.
He went into the tavern to release some of his strain.
Many heads turned, as he walked through the door,
For he was in shining armor... And the drinkers they were poor!
La-la-lai La-lai-lai-lai-lai Lai-la-lai!
I can tell you their names, for they’re known far and wide.
Peter, Aryn, Bok’ra, Branko by his side.
Violet and Cedlas, Isla, Kyri, Vlad.
Did I mention Raigo? In short; there were a lot!
La-la-lai La-lai-lai-lai-lai Lai-la-lai!
A fight then broke out, as fights tend to do
Those who didn’t want to fight quickly left for the loo
Our man in shining armor, was outnumbered ten to one
They beat him up so badly, his shining days were done!
They took all his stuff, left him sprawling on the floor
They left him for dead, as they walked out the door
So if you like a drink, kindly take my advice:
If you go to Storm’s Landing, be prepared for a fight…
Laylaylay
Peter, Aryn, Bok’ra, Branko by his side.
Violet and Cedlas, Isla, Kyri, Vlad.
Did I mention Raigo? There’s always...
A lot to do!
And a lot to drink!
And a lot of fists,
that end up on your chin
Storm’s Landing’s own tavern is a place I’d avoid
But if you really want to go there...
Don’t act like you weren’t warned!
La-la-lai La-lai-lai-lai-lai Lai-la-lai!
Don’t act like you weren’t warned!
ToastySpam Mudpaw11
