1. What is your minecraft username?
ilymudkipz
2. How old are you?
17
3. What gender are you?
Male, I think.
4. What country do you live in?United States of America
5a. Do you agree to read our Survival Guide before logging onto the server?
Yes, I will definitely agree to read your Survival Guide!
5b. Do you agree to consult both our Tome of Citizenship and Everything you need to know page before asking any questions in the game?
Definitely, I will consult both your Tome of Citizenship and Everything You Need To Know Page!
6. Please provide a lengthy in-character introduction.
When I was a young laddie, I was severely abused by both of my parents. My parents had disgusting habits of creating new torturous tools in which I would often be the target of. I slept in a coffin full of spikes pricking my cold shivering skin, they whipped my body (mainly my back), burned my skin in various areas, and used many other different methods too violent to be listed. However, what kept me from rebelling was the fact that if I was gone, my cute cuddly and adorable sister would be the new victim of these awful acts. As years passed, I had grown to enjoy the pain and I would derive pleasure from every whip slash or scorched skin I had received. My parents had realized that I had become a complete masochist, and moved onto my sister without my knowledge. My sister had died shortly after due to the excessive torturing they had done to her, I was enraged and went ape-shit. I tortured my parents using the very tools they had created and slowly killed them in a course of one week. But I didn't stop there, I killed everyone in the village and hung them on a wooden pillar feeding their corpse to the vultures. I took all the necessary things and moved on to other villages slowly torturing myself as I walked.7. Please introduce yourself to the community; explaining who you are, what your interests and/or hobbies are and why you would like to be a part of our community in around 8 sentences or more. You do not have to disclose any personal information if you don't want to, but we'd just like to know what kind of person you are.
I am a very annoying and nonchalant jerk. I love watching people struggle to do a task and I also love misleading people to do bad things. I would say I am a moderate troll especially if I get familiar with people. I laugh at peoples miseries and wrong-doings, and I definitely love when people rage! My interests and hobbies are playing video games such as League of Legends. I want to join the community because it looks like a lovely and beautiful server. My friends have described it as a lovely role playing server and it delights the very bones of my body. I'm single and looking for a friend to accompany my lonely nights.
8. Do you have any examples of your work and creativity, either in minecraft or outside? You can attach them to this post using the "upload a file" button or link to the image or video.
No, I do not!9. Is there anything else you wish to share with us?
I come from the famous school of Stuyvesant High School. It is one of the best specialized high schools in New York City. We are famous for the Cuddle Puddle, the bathroom fires (Trashcans), and also the Regents Cheating Scandal.10. Are you aware that the use of black magic (xray,xray texture packs and ore locator mods) is not allowed on our server, and a banishable offense?
Pshyeah! Black Magic, what even is that thing.11. How did you find out about our server?
I have traveled across the land, searching far and wide. And your server popped up. 12. Have you voted for us?
I will after I finish this application. 
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