Battler Brew

[TheDeester]

The brand new Alteran beverage can be yours for just 14.99r at your local Merry Mead!

Buy today, and listen to the great reviews!

 

[SilentWindara]

I can taste the swords D:<

I might move this- xD Seeing as it's just a joke thread

 

[JustTooRadical]

How is it any better than black sheeps bitter? Explain.

 

[JasonK94]

ITS LIKE FIRING 1000 SWORDS OUT FROM THE CENTER OF YOUR BEING

 

[TheDeester]

I think the testimonials say it themselves.

 

[JustTooRadical]

ITS LIKE FIRING 1000 SWORDS OUT FROM THE CENTER OF YOUR BEING

Ow. I think I punctured a lung. And my stomach. And my intestines.

 

[wakerman4]

I think the testimonials say it themselves.

This isn't as good as my 'Heart Stopper' ale!

 

[TheDeester]

*Actual swords not required*

 

[Erlewis]

*Enters, mysterious*

I'll have a BATTLER BREW, please.

 

[TheDeester]

*Enters, mysterious*

I'll have a BATTLER BREW, please.

You've had enough.

Someone close this thread.