Lord_Sinclair
Lord of Altera
This is mostly for fun, since you have to have a population of 500 million to submit your own issues, but I thought it would be interesting if we wrote our own Hollowworld daily issues!
For example:
Orphans flood the streets!
Humanitarians are increasingly pressing the issue of the number of orphans roaming around city streets and are demanding that the government invest in building orphanages to feed and house them.
1. "These orphans are the future of our nation!" cries humanitarian Savannah Kidds while posting pictures of saddened children on lampposts and parked cars. "The government needs to give them food, shelter, and a proper education! Sure, it'll cost the taxpayers a little, but just think of the children!"
2. "These humanitarians don't understand how society works," scoffs outspoken conservative Reed Phillips. "If you just give kids everything they want, they'll never learn what it means to work and survive on their own! I say we let businesses hire child labor for half the minimum wage; that would get these orphans off the streets and help everyone out, especially taxpayers!"
3. "You're missing out on a valuable opportunity, here," whispers Cree Blues, a former military officer. "Just imagine the benefits of taking these orphans early on and training them for combat and covert operations, like assassinations! They're just going to grow up to be criminals, anyways; better to have them fighting on our side!"
(Sincronia would likely adopt option two, if anyone was wondering.)
For example:
Orphans flood the streets!
Humanitarians are increasingly pressing the issue of the number of orphans roaming around city streets and are demanding that the government invest in building orphanages to feed and house them.
1. "These orphans are the future of our nation!" cries humanitarian Savannah Kidds while posting pictures of saddened children on lampposts and parked cars. "The government needs to give them food, shelter, and a proper education! Sure, it'll cost the taxpayers a little, but just think of the children!"
2. "These humanitarians don't understand how society works," scoffs outspoken conservative Reed Phillips. "If you just give kids everything they want, they'll never learn what it means to work and survive on their own! I say we let businesses hire child labor for half the minimum wage; that would get these orphans off the streets and help everyone out, especially taxpayers!"
3. "You're missing out on a valuable opportunity, here," whispers Cree Blues, a former military officer. "Just imagine the benefits of taking these orphans early on and training them for combat and covert operations, like assassinations! They're just going to grow up to be criminals, anyways; better to have them fighting on our side!"
(Sincronia would likely adopt option two, if anyone was wondering.)