The Tales of a Young Merman: Part 2
It has now been another 5 years since I last updated my journal.
I am now 20 years old. Lots of things have happened to me since my last update which is why I have had no time to update till this day.
Commencing the year after I updated was my coming to age and into adulthood birthday, my 16th birthday. During my birthday week I finally found out if I was going to either remain a fishman forever, keeping my tail, or if I would become a merman like my grandfather was. To be honest I was really happy to have my tail split making me a merman, even though I have arms and legs now both are webbed making me still a great swimmer (no tail). It meant that I would now be able to travel through the land with much more ease now. I also learnt, from speaking to grandfather, that I also inherited one of our great ancestors gifts, the special ability to not only be able to talk to normal fish like everyone else but also to be able to talk to the great white sharks of the ocean.
I was pleased to learn that I inherited my great, great grandfathers White Shark Gene. Also I knew that learning a whole new language would be a great challenge in itself, principally since great white sharks are known for their hostility to just about everything. I took it upon myself to learn their language and try to be-friend at least one great white shark to help me learn.
Ha-ha, Well let me just say the first few years were not exactly packed with pleasant meetings with the great white sharks. They are not the most amiable bunch in the ocean that you would want to go out and have tea and cake with, you would most likely end up playing the part of the cake! It sure felt that way to me, since when I was venturing out, 2 years later from my 16th birthday (making me 18)) and I met a great white in the Eastern ocean sector and tried to shake his fin. Warning to all: DO NOT try to do that, as I found out by getting bit on my right shoulder and upper arm. Well lets say the medic that treated thought I was absolutely bonkers when I told him that story, and I don't blame him either. After a load of stitches and a couple of months of recovery I decided to travel around and find some books and journals that my great great grandfather (GGGF for ease of writing) left hidden around the world of Altera and the other lands.
Once again with only a tiny diary and a few clues I went after all the volumes of my GGGF's books and guides. First I had to travel to the most Southern part of the Southern Wild's farthest water source. The piranhas in the rivers where a horrifying bunch and since they are a carnivorous type of fish talking to them was out of the question. Running low on food and my sword on the brink of breaking I fought my way through the peril filled jungles. Encountering my greatest fear and threat was bound to happen since it was their homeland. Boy oh boy spiders sure scare me! Mainly running away, like a maiden in distress, from those creatures was my priority, since fighting them off would mean looking into those many glittering, hungry, void like eyes. Why did GGGF have to put the book at the beginning of a river source which was the nesting ground to spiders! Nevertheless, I managed to find the first volume of his tutorial on Learning to speak Great White Shark for dummies, in a cobweb infested hole, joy!....
Well, from reading the first volume of my GGGF's book I learnt some new greeting forms for use with great whites. Although these greetings where not too useful since I have to gather up the other 2 volumes of the book to make sense of what GGGF ment. So at the end of the volume 1 the next clue was was pointing to the Eastern Frontier and to a now extinct water source. Travelling into the Eastern Frontier with legs is much easier, principally in the desert part of the quest. Blistering hot sun during the day with hardly any water and only skeletons to keep me company in the cold nights of the desert. Luckily I found an old abandoned well near the location where the next volume was supposed to be. With some rope I lowered myself down the old shaft and into the old reservoir at the bottom, which was just an empty cave. Deeper into the cavern I went with only a partial scribbled clue to help me, "Where the middle point of Neptune's Trident point is lies my next volume" that and some basic coordinates and stars to follow. Well I was sure glad to get out of that cavern with the second volume.
Now at 19 years old, almost 20, I was steadily learning the Great White Shark language and customs. The 3rd and last volume of the book was located in an incredibly scary place the sewers under the Fort belonging to a certain scary Demon! The name I shall not mention since I am sure you are all familiar with her. Yes, travelling on the boat to that place was a sure fire way to test my courage. I much rather go back to that spide..... actually no I will take going to the Demon's Fort any day. Well I got there and I trampled through the horrid filth of demon for 3 days and could not find the dammed volume anywhere. I came out for some air and a much needed bath.
There after bathing I bumped into my friend Van Garrett, I explained to him what I was looking for. In return he gave me some information which made my blood run cold, one of the Demon's minion had found the 3rd volume of my GGGF's book and taken it to the Demon's quarters in the Fort. Garrett said the best way was to make a fake copy of the book to dupe the Demon and take the real one. To be honest its not like a Demon was ever going to understand ancient Merfolk language that was made even harder by the fact that only Mermen with the Great White Shark gene would be able to understand the ramblings on that volume. Armed with a plan and a fake book I plucked up the courage and sneaked into the the bedroom of the Demon and carefully not to disturb anything in the room I found my GGGF's 3rd and final volume and swapped it with a useless book that I had me called A Muppet's Guide to Talking to Guppy fish.
The book now completed I was finally able to make sense on how to learn to speak to the great white sharks. Again it is always hard to approach a great white that you do not know, principally when, in a great white's eyes, you are looking like a delicious meal. I find that all the great whites have pretty deep raspy voices and the females are even more aggressive and hostile than the males although they have much better and friendlier voices. I have now a couple of male great white sharks which I meet from time to time to have a chat with. Since the best way to go for a chat is to bring them some lovely raw cow steaks, its a delicacy that they love but can't get for obvious reasons.
Well I end the second part of my journal here, hopefully the next time I will have some more exciting things to talk about and more adventures which I have been through.