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Portal

cfdj

Loyal Servant of Altera
The Cake is a lie, <----lets go from there

actually I'm suprised that there isn't already a thread for this
 

Jónsak

Lord of Altera
The cake is a lie because its a pie :Þ Havent you played Portal you can see its a Pie not a cake :p
 

Moochick

The Very Best, That No One Ever Was
Actually it was never a lie.
GLaDOS said there was a cake and there was.
She never said that you could have it. She just simply stated that there was one.

And Jonsak, I don't know what kind of pies that you eat but if you listen to what GLaDOS' intelligence core says, which is the recipe for the cake, he clearly says that it is made with cake mix as well has other various added features.

Portal nerd has spoken.
 

Moochick

The Very Best, That No One Ever Was
Oh and if you were wondering, here is the recipe:

One 18.25 lbs package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cup butter or margarine.
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar.
2 cups all-purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
Fish shaped solid waste
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin
Fiberglass surface resins
And volatile milk impoundments
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tbsp all-purpose rhubarb.
3 tbsp rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tbsp rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
 
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