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Lord of Altera
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Hiraetha
Hiraetha
Mystic
Once upon a time, there was a NPC.

He was at the Naught Inn one night, and while walking through the door, he derped and got stuck in a wall. Somehow, he did not suffocate, but just sat there, creepily listening to people's conversations. When a wild depressed_monkey pointed him out, he threw his magical spaghetti balls at all the people to make their memory of the last few minutes disappear. Then they all dressed up in Hawaiian outfits and hula-danced out the door.

On the way out, they where stabbed with a twelve foot long unicorn horn and bled to death with Patrick Star.

THE END
 
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