Bastard names?

[Jstar]

I have recently noticed a lot more bastard characters popping up in Altera (Just a quick clarification, a bastard is a child born when the parents were not married, it was a big thing). In those days, bastard children were not allowed to take their fathers name, and they were given one depending on were they were born. Only a King or Queen can remove the taint of being a bastard, this meaning that they would inherit their fathers name and lands etc.

This is were you come in! I want you all to think up of names for the Bastard children! Only the best ones will be picked, so get creative.

Names:

North:
South:
East:
West:

 

[Faelin]

*goes for being awkward and thinks of some more regions*
Northern Continent: Frost
North Western Mountains: Storm
Western Forests: Green
Western Plains: Meadows
Anywhere at Sea/Small Islands: Salt
Southern Deserts: Dust
Eastern Swamps: Marsh
Eastern Forests: Waters

 

[Jstar]

Um.. So.. Many! :O

*Steals the list, and keeps it in hiding*

 

[Anithola]

Il stick to da list, since im a niceguy.

North: Glace
South: Bloom
East: Field
West: Rock

 

[Faelin]

West: Stone

OBJECTION!!! Stone is the bastard name of the Vale of Arryn in aSoIaF

 

[Anithola]

Ohh crap i forgot xd Rock then!

 

[The Living Ghost]

Please no one say cloud please no one say cloud please no one say cloud..

 

[Yoda]

Water Vapour~

 

[Faelin]

Please no one say cloud please no one say cloud please no one say cloud..

Funny, I was deliberately avoiding that.

 

[Faelin]

Water Vapour~

Quick, everybody stare at Yoda! *stares mutinously*

 

[Yoda]

Get the god dangit steam cereal away from me, you foggy liquid-gas!

 

[Jeroxia]

North: oak
West: willow
South:birch
East: spruce

Sorry I was in a woody mood..
Also
Sky: cloud

 

[Faelin]

Ooh, I forgot Sky... Breeze, maybe?

 

[Jeroxia]

Ooh, I forgot Sky... Breeze, maybe?

Faelin.. shh. . You did well. . Good girl but there is no reason to overreact now. .

 

[The Living Ghost]

North: oak
West: willow
South:birch
East: spruce

Sorry I was in a woody mood..
Also
Sky: cloud

Sure I liked it, but cloud had two married parents!! *disagrees intently, and praises cherry for being nice and creating a different name*

 

[MaelstromPuddle]

It should be for houses
I.E
Lonmar = Frost
Arcturus = Sands
Hawklight = Baird

And so on

 

[Itzzaboy]

Oceana = Bubbles

 

[MaelstromPuddle]

Oceana = Bubbles

We don't have bastards, we have dignity

 

[Itzzaboy]

We don't have bastards, we have dignity

We walk around naked, of course we have dignity.

 

[MaelstromPuddle]

We walk around naked, of course we have dignity.

Its takes some stones to do that
/rerail