Don't walk in tall grass!

[Lord_Sinclair]

Itzzaboy sent out magmortar!

This is bad....
Lucario, use Bone Rush!
Lucario used Bone Rush!
It's super effective!
It hit three time!
Magmortar used Fire Blast!
Bone Rush didn't kill it?! Quickly, use!-
It's super effective!
Lucario fainted!

Wasn't fast enough that time around...
If only I had a water Pokémon with me....

Well, as they say, fight fire with fire!
Arcanine, I choose you!
Sinclair sent out Arcanine!

Arcanine, use Flare Blitz!
Arcanine used Flare Blitz!
It's not very effective....
Magmortar used Hyper Beam!
Dodge it, Arcanine!
Magmortar's attack missed!

Great job!
Now use Thunder Fang!
Arcanine used Thunder Fang!
Magmortar is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Yes!
Magmortar is paralyzed!
Nice work, Arcanine!

Now finish this with our Extreme Team routine!
Arcanine used Double Team!
Arcanine's evasion rose!
Arcanine used Extremespeed!
*Arcanine begins darting back and forth within a double team illusionary circle around Magmortar*
Magmortar is confused!
Magmortar is paralyzed!
Magmortar fainted!

Yeah! Great match, Arcanine!

 

[spagbog]

Suddenly Arceus came down from the heavens and ate Lord Sinclair.


As Lord Sinclair was walking off he felt something shaking under his feet. Dugtrio and Diglett appeared!

 

[The Living Ghost]

*grabs overly sized hammer from Legend of Zelda* Come 'ere Dugtrio and Diglett's!! Whack a mole time...

After the underground pokemon may have been completely obliterated like an itzza kicking a magikarp (couldn't really tell, they're underground ) a Ditto crawls out of a crack in the ground, forming as a pink blob in front of you...

 

[spagbog]

Go, Ditto!
*Ditto is confused and can't change*
Ha! Stalemate! Now, Ditto, use transform! Oh, wait...
Ditto, come back! Go, Bagel!
Bagel, use Dual Chop!
*It's super effective!*
*Ditto used Dual Chop*
*It's super effective!*
Damn... Quick, use Bite!
*Ditto fainted*
Way to go, Bagel!

Spagbog walks on to the next town, only to bump into Gary!
Gary: I choose you, Staraptor!

 

[Erlewis]

*uses his recently aquired Pokemon Ranger gear to "befriend" the Pokemon rather than fighting it! He then uses fly, leaving with Gary's Staraptor* ^_^

Screw that noise! VVV A wild Mankey appears.

 

[Anithola]

Err...lewis, you forgot a new pokemon!

A wild bellsprout appears..

 

[Shrimpsy]

Err...lewis

I see what you did there...

A wild Mankey appears! A wild Bellsprout appears!

Shrimpsy sent out fauhufhuahguiagruiahgraiaihria

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*the virtual world in which you are living restarts*

*you walk into tall grass*

A wild Bulbasaur appears!

 

[spagbog]

Professor Oak walks up beside you and catches it before you can even touch your belt of balls.

Oak: Finally, my search is complete! The only Bulbasaur you can find in the wild ever is mine! Now I'm going to give it my ten year old neighbour who will go on a grand journey, trapping animals he likes in tiny spheres much smaller than themselves and forcing them to battle against other caged animals until they faint, leaving his single parent mum all alone. He'll promise to come back, but come on, the only time he will is when he beats the league and then cycles back.
That sounds like a great idea!

EDIT: As Oak finishes talking he runs through the grass but trips and falls. He turns around and there's nothing there... He feels a tap on his shoulder. It's a wild Ghastly!

 

[Lord_Sinclair]

*in belly of Arceus*
What the-
How did this happen?!!

Hmm....
Linoone, I choose you!
Sinclair sent out Linoone!

Linoone, use Belly Drum on Arceus!
Linoone used Belly Drum!
Arceus is nauseous!
Arceus used Spit Up!

Disgusting, but we did it Linoone!
Linoone used Odor Sleuth!
Uh.....Linoone?
Linoone fainted!
. . . . . .

*notices Oak and Ghastly in the grass*
What has Oak gotten himself into this time....
Guess I'd better help him out...
Except.....
No...........
The only Pokémon I have left.....
......is......
......Dunsparce.......

I just caught him, too, so I hope this works out.....
Dunsparce, I choose you! because I have no other choice....
Sinclair sent out Dunsparce!

Dunsparce, use.....whatever attack you've got!
Dunsparce used Rage!
It doesn't affect Gastly....
Seriously? Gah!
Gastly used Lick!
It doesn't affect Dunsparce....
Well, that's a relief.

What else would a weak Dunsparce know?
Oh, I know!
Dunsparce, use Glare!
Dunsparce used Glare!
Gastly was paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Gastly used Mean Look!
Dunsparce is unable to escape!

*Gastly and Dunsparce enter a staring contest*
Well, this is interesting....

*5 minutes later*
How long is this going to go on for?....

*5 hours later*
That's it.
Time to break this up.

Dunsparce, use Yawn!
Dunsparce used Yawn!
Gastly feels drowsy!
That'll let us get away!
Gastly used Hypnosis!
Dunsparce fell asleep!
. . . . . .
Really?
. . . . . .
Forget it.
Who cares about Dunsparce anyways?
*leaves Dunsparce and Gastly and walks to Oak's lab*

A wild Murkrow appeared!
*wild Murkrow follows Sinclair to Oak's Lab to spy on them*

 

[spagbog]

Spagbog flies down on his Staraptor, returning it while releasing Luxray, then landing on Luxray's back.
The Murkrow caws.

*Murkrow used Fly*
Darn coward Murkrow, get back here!
Luxray, use Charge!
*Luxray began charging up power, sparks flying off*

*Murkrow shot down, launching into Luxray's Thunder charged Fangs.*
Quick, Thunder Fang!
*Murkrow gets a short shock, then relaxes, knocked out*

Spagbog rubs Luxray's mane as a Militank comes charging through the fields, a maid running after it.
"Please help me! Catch Millie!"

Sinclair rushes outside to see what all the commotion is about.

 

[Lord_Sinclair]

Good thing I was able to switch my team out using Oak's computer!
Starmie, I choose-

*Professor Oak rushes out*
Go, Bulbasaur!
Professor Oak sent out Bulbasaur!
Use Vine Whip to catch that Miltank!
Bulbasaur used Vine Whip!
Miltank's speed fell sharply!
*Maid catches up with Miltank*

Thank you, Professor Oak! This Miltank is always run-
*Professor Oak throws Pokéball at Miltank*
Miltank was caught!
No; thank you! Now I have four choices of Pokémon for rabid 10 year olds to choose from instead of my usual three!
*Professor Oak non-chalantly walks back towards Lab*
Maid is paralyzed! She can't move!

Sinclair appears!
Not so fast, Oak! It's time someone finally put a stop to this madness!
I challenge you to a Pokémon battle! One on one!

*Professor Oak chuckles*
You challenge me to a Pokémon battle?
Prepare to lose!
Deoxys, I choose you!
Professor Oak sent out Deoxys!

Why the GameFreak do you have a Deoxys?!?!!
*Professor Oak chuckles again*

Well, I hope this works.....
Starmie, I choose you!
Sinclair sent out Starmie!

Deoxys used Zen Headbutt!
Darn it; I don't have my usual speed advantage...
Try to dodge it, Starmie!
*Starmie attempts to duck but fails*
It's not very effective....
Starmie flinched!

Even as a not-very-effective move that was able to knock out a third of Starmie's health!
And we can't afford to flinch the next two rounds, either!
Hmm.....

Deoxys used Zen Headbutt!
Starmie, use Scald once Deoxys gets close!
It's not very effective...
Starmie used Scald!
Deoxys was burned!

Even though we were able to scald Deoxys, we can't survive another hit like that...
Starmie, use Recover while Deoxys is being hurt!
Deoxys is hurt by its burn!
Starmie used Recover!
Starmie recovered 50% of its health!

*Professor Oak frowns*
You were able to burn my Deoxys, but don't think you've won this yet!
Deoxys, use Hyper Beam!
Deoxys used Hyper Beam!

Hang in there Starmie! Hold off for one more turn and we can win this thing!
*Starmie spins to the side, but is hit by Hyper Beam on it's tip*
That was way too close; Starmie's only got 1 HP left....
But now we have two turns to attack!

Starmie, use Signal Beam!
Starmie used Signal Beam!
It's super effective!
That only knocked off a third of Deoxys' health?!?

Deoxys must recover its energy!
We've only got one shot at this....
Starmie, use Signal Beam! Aim for Deoxys' core!
Starmie used Signal Beam!
It's a critical hit!
Yes!!!!
It's super effective!
Come on... come on...
Deoxys fainted!
YES!!!!!
Pokémon Trainer Sinclair has defeated Professor Oak!

Professor Oak is paralyzed! He can't move!
*Sinclair grabs Miltank's Pokéball and tosses it to the Maid*
Maid has recovered from her paralysis!
Thank you! Now before something else crazy happens...
Maid has fled from Pallet Town!

Can't say I blame her.

Great work, Starmie! You did awesome out there!
Sinclair called back Starmie!

Charizard sent itself out!
Charizard, why can't you ever stay in your Pokéball....

 

[Itzzaboy]

This is one craaaazy world we live in...

 

[Yoda]

I love this thread!

 

[Anithola]

This thread got out of hand O_O and i like it!

 

[Anithola]

Why did you have to beat Oak? I liked the way this was going.. :-\

 

[spagbog]

Spagbog sends out his Hippowdon and uses Earthquake. Oh look, Charizard has fainted.
The earthquake makes a swarm of Zubat fly out if the nearby cave.

(Funny, Zubat is corrected to sugar on auto-correct)

 

[Itzzaboy]

*creeps into the thread, throws a pebble at Charizard which, because of it's terribad defense and 4x weakness to rock, kills it. The zubat then hail me as a hero and fly me off to candy mountain, where they drug me and steal my kidney.*

 

[Anithola]

GO SQUIRTLE!

Use withdraw!
Use withdraw!
Use withdraw!
Use withdraw!
Use withdraw!
Use withdraw!
- Squirtles defense wont go any higher!-

Zubat has no pp left and is struggling!

*squirtle eventually falls beneath 2 hp*

*Anithola used a hyper potion!*

Zubat is struggling!

Zubat fainted!

As Anithola strolls back towards pallet town a shadow appears in the grass!

A wild rabid rattata appears!

 

[spagbog]

And a new Pokemon is born: Itsanokidney!
Pokedex: Itsanokidney was created when, after demonstrating how awful Charizard is, was theived by a group of hungry Zubats.

All I can say is, you're damn lucky it wasn't a group of Woobats. Who knows where that could've led to.
<_<
>_>

 

[Itzzaboy]

They might have loved me to death...

STAMP STAMP STAMP STAMP!


*shudders*