Pickpocket's Pocket Guide to Picking Pockets

[Alexander Cannaigres]

I am determined to bring this into common use.

 

[Jeroxia]

I used dice once. To play a game of dice

 

[Baron]

Someone once tried to pickpocket Vorar before I pointed out Vorar doesn't have pockets.

Good times.

 

[CaliburofSouls]

Someone once tried to pickpocket Vorar before I pointed out Vorar doesn't have pockets.

Good times.

It's common sense that Vorar doesn't have pockets. What would an automation keep in his pockets anyway?

 

[Jeroxia]

Bolts. Screws. Nuclear weapons.

 

[CaliburofSouls]

Nuclear weapons.

*Goes to find an automation with pockets*

 

[Camernater3]

What would Leminth keep in her pockets?

 

[CaliburofSouls]

What would Leminth keep in her pockets?

@Michcat
Cake. And wenches. She has TARDIS pockets~

 

[Camernater3]

I want TARDIS pockets

 

[CaliburofSouls]

I want TARDIS pockets

I have TARDIS pockets. Every last millimeter of them is full of cheese.

 

[Camernater3]

I have TARDIS pockets. Every last millimeter of them is full of cheese.

Doesn't that mean you have infinite cheese?

 

[CaliburofSouls]

Doesn't that mean you have infinite cheese?

Yeop.

 

[Camernater3]

Good job.
{I'm gonna steal all your cheese}

 

[Michcat]

What would Leminth keep in her pockets?

Well, she has all sorts of fun stuff about her person - But this is the stuff kept in the front/inside of her coat.

+Probably candy for her son back in the Arduin town.+
+Maybe a few random jewels because people keep mailing her them.+

+Mostly missives and letters. An inkwell that generally gets smashed every other week (Leminth gives all her old coats to Piper, Piper loves it). Maybe a couple broken quills, chipped stick of wax, and folded parchment to go along with it.+

+The wedding ring of her Grandmother - with the Arduin symbol embossed on it, used to close wax seals.+


Steal any of it - Especially the candy- And you'd (probably) get an arrow in your hand, courtesy of the Queen of Altera.

 

[Camernater3]

Especially the candy?

 

[Michcat]

Especially the candy?

Yes, the candy is definitely the most important thing in that list.

 

[Camernater3]

YOu wouldn't think she cared for the jewels

 

[Camernater3]

Updated~

 

[Balatro]

Loving guild bump

 

[Ratchat620]

Let us revive this thread and let everyone know the Harlot's Veil thieves' guild is coming to pick your pockets!
muahahahaha