Pokemon Puns

[Th3RealLegend]

Since no one has posted this yet, I had to do it.

Examples:
Articuno is such a COOL pokemon. Conf-AGREE-us?
I met my girlfriend yesterday and slapped HERACROSS the face.

 

[Th3RealLegend]

oh wow the title is mispelled

please someone remove the brackets and the content in them

 

[Miner]

This thread wiill be quite Slowbro... At least that's what I think

 

[Itzzaboy]

I have a feeling this thread is gonna make me h-EEVEE.

 

[MrTeamSparky]

Guys, this thread is ONIX-ceptable

 

[Itzzaboy]

That's Trubbish

 

[Pirapple]

{[(Language UNKNOWN)]}

 

[Miner]

I'm so nervous about this thread, I'm nearly Gulpin.

 

[Th3RealLegend]

It's getting Reuniclus.

 

[Moochick]

At first I thought Natu post, but then I thought Wynaut.

Are you ready? I'm gonna Raichu all a pun I hope you are prepared. I know that it might just be a little Farfetch'd and perhaps even quite Gastly, just know that you Ashed for it.

Yesterday I was left Koffing because my throat felt a bit Horsea after I walked by this car that was emitting a Vileplume of gas. The event made the rest of my day quite Gloom-y.

Now excuse me for the next few hours for I will be Seaking shelter for the Houndoom that this post may bring me from my Muk that I called puns. Seel-ater!

 

[Th3RealLegend]

At first I thought Natu post, but then I thought Wynaut.

Are you ready? I'm gonna Raichu all a pun I hope you are prepared. I know that it might just be a little Farfetch'd and perhaps even quite Gastly, just know that you Ashed for it.

Yesterday I was left Koffing because my throat felt a bit Horsea after I walked by this car that was emitting a Vileplume of gas. The event made the rest of my day quite Gloom-y.

Now excuse me for the next few hours for I will be Seaking shelter for the Houndoom that this post may bring me from my Muk that I called puns. Seel-ater!

That was ONIXpected.
By the way, good EEVEEning everyone.

 

[Exclaimer]

Altaria apart! (I actually say this)

All these puns are rather Gastly.

Are you afraid to take a Chansey?

Some of these are actually quite Goldeen.

Can you guess who here's the star? ME.

Ditto.

I've been staying up Omanyte.

What a very Cleffa idea.

With each pun I get more Sunkern-to the ground...

You'll never get into my impenetrable Forretress.

Steelix your nerves and sharpen your mind.

The amount of good puns is really Dun-sparse.

The good ones make me Shuckle.

If you like it, put an Ursaring on it.

Sleepovers just look like a Piloswine.

Beware of the loaded Octillery!

Get your gear at the Skarmory.

It's always fun giving out Smoochums!

Ignorance is Blissey.

[insert Lugia and Ho-Oh puns here]

Some girls are more Beautifly than others.

There are plenty of Shiftry men out there.

Sometimes I Masquerain as someone I'm not.

These puns are Slaking in quality.

You'll never hear my Whismur. I usually Exploud with excitement.

YOU. SHALL. NOSE. PASS.

All the Mawile, I ate some pizza.

Step into my secret Lairon.

Some of these puns deserve a Plusle.

I'm gonna keep Minun.

All bow down to your Wailord.

These puns make me Grumpig.

Those who use Fly are Gone.



okay I'm done

please don't kill me