[Poster] Bear sighted [Done]

[mokwar]

*THIS POSTER IS SPREAD ACROSS MOCKINGBAY*
(Aka, will most probably only be seen if your character is around the area of Mockingbay)
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Mokwar does DM:
Is your character interested to go on an adventure to hunt this dangerous beast? Then hit me up with a convo and a list of the brave ones joining the hunt!
We can then arrange times for the hunt, and we will see if you can strike down the beast... That is, if you even find the bear... Or the right bear!
I promise not guarantee, and bears are dangerous beasts, so participating on a hunt will put your character in danger.

On the hunt you can expect:
- Tracking
- Hunting
- Danger
- Loot
- Bad DM'ing (I am new to DM'ing so bear with me! hahahahaha... Iwillfindmycornerandcry)

Note: I am very unwilling to accept people going on the hunt alone, with the justification that bears are dangerous af. I simply believe it unrealistic and suicidal to do alone.
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[JoeJoe]

Me wants to kill.

 

[Blorbis83]

What happens if someone tames the bear and makes it their pet?

 

[Ruu Darling]

What happens if someone tames the bear and makes it their pet?

*sweats*

 

[Scardrac]

What happens if someone tames the bear and makes it their pet?

Then it'll go missing.

 

[mokwar]

Then it'll go missing.

How unLucky

 

[Vincentius]

I will sit here yes

 

[Archbishop]

The other day
I met a bear
Out in the woods
Oh way out there

He looked at me
I looked at him
He sized up me
I sized up him

He said to me
Why don't you run
I see you ain't
Got any gun

I said to him
That's a good idea
So come on feet
Away from here

And so I ran
Away from there
But right behind
Me was that bear

And then I see
Ahead of me
A great big tree
Oh, glory be!

The lowest branch
Was ten feet up
I'd have to jump
And trust my luck!

And so I jumped
Into the air
But I missed that branch
A way up there

Now don't you fret
Now don't you frown
'Cause I caught that branch
On the way back down

This is the end
There ain't no more
Until I meet
That bear once more

 

[Jazzper]

They finally did it
The bees finally hired a hitman to dispose of Gir

 

[Shao]

I will sit here yes

Stand god damn it

 

[mokwar]

Updoots

 

[Hellian]

I can't stop laughing! When I read the title I went "The note reads 'A bear was seen in the woods. Just thought you all should know' --- a note underneath reads 'Yes, they do that'"

 

[Kamaoe]

Kam wants to wrastle it. :V

 

[Shao]

Kam wants to wrastle it. :V

GET THE POSSE

 

[mokwar]

So, anyone confused about how this works?
Or did I explain it well enough?

 

[Blorbis83]

So, anyone confused about how this works?
Or did I explain it well enough?

You're good.

 

[mokwar]

Exam season:
If you want to do something with this, best thing to do is hit me up with a convo
I am stacked with stress and work, I need the order.

 

[Jase]

Making bear puns would be so easy

I am tempted​

 

[Ruu Darling]

Making bear puns would be so easy

I am tempted​

I don't think anyone would be able to bear them.

 

[Vincentius]

I don't think anyone would be able to bear them.

You better be ready to catch these bear hands