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General Information:
Name: Rufus Greenbottle
Other Names: Roofie, Rufio
Titles:
Age: 29 (Equivalent of about 32 human years)
Race: Halfling
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Heterosexual, mostly.
Current Residence: Anywhere and everywhere.
Relationship Status: Single and most definitely ready to mingle
Social Status: Some brush him off as a grubby, vapid urchin not worth their time. To others, he is good company and an interesting character.
Physical Appearance:
Height: 3’8
Weight: Around 64lbs. I think. Weight/height ratios are hard for mythical races
Eye Color: Emerald green
Skin Color: Slightly tanned, but usually grubby.
Shape of Face: Oval
Distinguishing Features: Big, expressive eyes; a handsome jawline
Build of Body: Lean. He exercises reasonably regularly, so he’s reasonably athletically toned - but he also doesn’t have the healthiest diet, and definitely not one specifically attuned to building muscle.
Hair Color: Milk chocolate brown
Hair Style: Shaggy, and curled. Think Elijah Wood as Frodo. Actually, now that I think about it, he looks a lot like Elijah Wood as Frodo full stop.
Complexion: Good, but often marred with dirt
Posture: Depends on the situation, but generally, laid-back and leaning on something.
Is Seen By Others As: A grubby little street urchin wrapped up in a cloak. Or, a handsome rogue.
Scars: None.
Voice: A slightly choppy common accent, but light and youthful - Essentially a more lower-class version of David Tennant’s Tenth Doctor:
Personality:
Likes: People who are straightforward (unless they have a real good reason not to be); a nice, strong ale; Swishing his cloak about all epic-ly; the thrill of the chase
Dislikes: Snobby rich people; pomposity/self-righteousness; being ignored because of his social status
Strengths: Parkour; keeping a conversation going and/or starting one; stealth
Weaknesses: Combat of most forms; his height; over-confidence; a bad habit of always trying to get the last word
Fears: Taking someone’s life; falling in love for real
Values:
Education: An odd one. But, because of it, he’s much more educated than the average child who grew up on the street, and can even read and write reasonably well.
Languages:
General Attitude: Life’s there to have fun with.
Religious Inclination: Doesn’t really give a damn. Visage sounds cool, maybe.
General Intelligence: Higher than average, probably.
General Sociability: Very social. A ‘people person’.
Alignment: Chaotic neutral or chaotic good, depending on his mood.
Short Term Goals:
Long Term Goals:
Start a gang of some kind.
Become famous. Or, even better, infamous.
Possessions:
Wardrobe:
A dirty white shirt.
A brown, leather tunic and trousers.
A simple belt, with an assortment of pouches.
A well-made green cloak, which he takes a great deal of time to keep clean and washed - something most would consider out of character for him. The cloak is lined with some pockets and things that he added himself.
Jewelry: None.
Pets/Animals: None.
Owned Homes: None.
Carried Inventory: None of your business, god!
General Inventory: ^
General Wealth: ^
Health: A strong, healthy young man.
Illnesses: None.
Allergies: None, that he knows of.
Injuries: None.
Sleeping Habits: Whenever he gets a chance and it feels right. It’s not uncommon for him to be up at night, and then dose through the day.
Energy Levels: Generally hyper and always moving.
Eating Habits: Again, whenever it feels right.
Exercise Habits: His… work usually gives him a good amount. If he feels he needs it, he’ll give himself some exercise just to keep on his toes.
Memory: When it’s convenient.
Unhealthy Habits: Drinks probably a little more than he should. Doesn’t have the best of diets.
Drinking Habits: ^
History: Eh, maybe I’ll put something here. Otherwise…FiNd OuT iN rP!!!!1!!!1
Birthplace: A city, somewhere.
Childhood: ^
Teen Years: ^, until his late teens when he left.
Adulthood: Travelling wherever he fancies.
Family History: Who knows, and who cares?
Past Places of Residences: Roadside ditches.
Places Traveled: Lots.
Combat:
Peaceful or violent: Generally not one to start a physical fight. He’ll fight like hell to keep himself alive though, even if he isn’t exactly skilled.
Weaponry: A dagger, and a pair of throwing knives.
Combat Training: Not very good. Can just about manage with his dagger and his knives, hopefully just enough to escape from a dangerous situation.
Training & Skills:
Is a great climber, and is by now well-used to running across rooftops and scaling walls.
Can mend clothing enough to get by.
Can hunt and set traps enough to get by.
Other Trivia:
Occupation: He likes to refer to it as freelancing.
Favorite Types of Food: Anything.
Favorite Types of Drink: A nice ale. Otherwise anything.
Hobbies/Pastimes: Talking to new people. Pissing people off for fun.
Favorite Colors: Green.
Relationships:
POKE IF I MISS YOU
Relevant Family Members: Who knows, and who cares?
Romantic Interests: Any cutie who happens to catch his eye. Isn’t really bothered by race gaps, either, although a Makani might be a bit much. On a serious level, though, he doesn’t like the idea of falling in love and does his best to prevent that from happening.
Trusted Friends:
Himself.
Friendly With:
Loose Acquaintances:
Voreel/Hmm. - Hadies - A quiet man who seems to think that his silence makes him look cool. But, he seems a decent sort. We could be pals, I reckon.
Veriswen - godfather1 - A real sweet lady who seems to actually think I'm funny, which is decent. It looks like she might soften up her hardass fiance too, which is a bonus.
Essannkah/Kid - MelodyComplex - Smart kid. She reminds me of the kinda people I grew up with. I'll have to keep an eye on her.
Kam - Kamaoe - A seemingly stoic Earthspawn who shows off a good sense of humour every now and then. Fun to be around.
Raven/Spooky boy - Hadies - A guy who's obsessed with making himself look creepy. I've met lots of weird sorts like him - who knows if he's as bad as he says he is. Either way, he's a laugh.
Arthur - Tobias Welsh - He seems a man after mine own heart; reminds me of some of the best people I grew up with. Maybe we'll be buds.
Edel/any-cold-related-pun - ZeroOrgan - Sharp as glass, reminds me a little of an old... friend.
Disfavored Individuals:
Marek/Magic boy - 223hero7 - Some old guy who can actually do real magic - which is awesome. Shame he seems to have a bit of a stick up his ass.
Tavia/Big T - Samiwashere - I was growing to like her, and then she ruined it by pulling the same schtick I've seen so many people like her pull. I wish I'd reacted better; though.
Hated:
Wary Of:
Musical Themes:
Rufus' Suite
Rooftop Highs yeah i used this song so what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBGCi3OQFqQ
The Short Life of a Short Man
I am Rufio
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