dUMMY
Dead Man Walking
Dummyplug
Hey, kid. I bet you need sandstone. For some crazy reason, you and all your friends need this crap, like, so bad. I've got good news: I have sandstone, tons of it, like, a goat-load. I've got better news: I'm selling it by the goat-load. Even better news: 200r for a stack(goat-load).
Have you ever even heard of such a great deal? I bet you freaking haven't. And if you have, I'll go over to them and buy them out so they can't freaking undercut me anymore. Then I'll steal their kneecaps.
Wanna stop my sandstone production? Try it. I dare you, I double-triple-goat dare you. I'll even give you my coords in the Sorrows. Bring friends. Sorry kid, but there's only one sandstone edgelord, and it ain't you.
Come on down to my shop in Tambry, it's called Sandy Cheeks, and for good reason. I bet you can't buy all of my sandstone.
Location: X: 10435 Z: 7037. It's right next to the big ass bridge.
Have you ever even heard of such a great deal? I bet you freaking haven't. And if you have, I'll go over to them and buy them out so they can't freaking undercut me anymore. Then I'll steal their kneecaps.
Wanna stop my sandstone production? Try it. I dare you, I double-triple-goat dare you. I'll even give you my coords in the Sorrows. Bring friends. Sorry kid, but there's only one sandstone edgelord, and it ain't you.
Come on down to my shop in Tambry, it's called Sandy Cheeks, and for good reason. I bet you can't buy all of my sandstone.
Location: X: 10435 Z: 7037. It's right next to the big ass bridge.
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