A poster could be seen, fluttering through the streets and put up anywhere allowed.
Depicted upon it an artists rendition of Candlewood aflame, alongside what can only be called a burnt Makani overlooking the fires.
It read:
B-B-Breaking news!
[Candlewood's wick finally burnt out?]
[Dwarven Hero saves cat from tree?]
[Three tricks your apothecary doesn't want you to know?]
That'll be discussed here on this poster.
In our first viewing of...Storms Landing Tonight.
It all started three hours ago. The Makani group of pyro-MANIACS rose up to match the land to its name.
Children fleeing, parents burning, and other ungodly sounds being heard as the fires ravished Candlewood.
Sadly, the town being no more as of writing this story, our thoughts and prayers go out to the people lost.
The Makani group disappeared to the south, sparsely leaving behind and evidence, though our journalists spotted them!
We will keep you, our readers, updated on the rebuilding and memorials of the lives lost.
In brighter news; A lovely dwarf by the name of Jut-Ionbru saved an elves cat today.
The elven grandmother: Yeoun Soufle was very thankful to the dwarf.
Pleased that her old Mr. Fluffles the cat was saved from being stuck in the tree.
Remarkably nice of the dwarf, even if it charged the elf afterwards.
Finally there are three tips that your apothecary doesn't want you to know!
Number one: Getting Chaffed, don't use the expensive oils and soaps. Just use a bit of alcohol and mint to help!
Number two: Golden Remedies. Feeling down, not the best of health? Well sprinkle a few flakes of gold in some honey-milk and the nature's remedy will heal you!
Lastly number three: Seeing Wrinkles on your face and want some fresh skin? By using fresh goats blood as a base, and adding mushroom fungi and Grated ram horn. You'll look as fresh as a baby!
Well that's all we have here at Storms Landing Tonight for you folks tonight.
Just remember...Stay safe, Stay informed, And Stay hungry for more...
S L T
Depicted upon it an artists rendition of Candlewood aflame, alongside what can only be called a burnt Makani overlooking the fires.
It read:
B-B-Breaking news!
[Candlewood's wick finally burnt out?]
[Dwarven Hero saves cat from tree?]
[Three tricks your apothecary doesn't want you to know?]
That'll be discussed here on this poster.
In our first viewing of...Storms Landing Tonight.
It all started three hours ago. The Makani group of pyro-MANIACS rose up to match the land to its name.
Children fleeing, parents burning, and other ungodly sounds being heard as the fires ravished Candlewood.
Sadly, the town being no more as of writing this story, our thoughts and prayers go out to the people lost.
The Makani group disappeared to the south, sparsely leaving behind and evidence, though our journalists spotted them!
We will keep you, our readers, updated on the rebuilding and memorials of the lives lost.
In brighter news; A lovely dwarf by the name of Jut-Ionbru saved an elves cat today.
The elven grandmother: Yeoun Soufle was very thankful to the dwarf.
Pleased that her old Mr. Fluffles the cat was saved from being stuck in the tree.
Remarkably nice of the dwarf, even if it charged the elf afterwards.
Finally there are three tips that your apothecary doesn't want you to know!
Number one: Getting Chaffed, don't use the expensive oils and soaps. Just use a bit of alcohol and mint to help!
Number two: Golden Remedies. Feeling down, not the best of health? Well sprinkle a few flakes of gold in some honey-milk and the nature's remedy will heal you!
Lastly number three: Seeing Wrinkles on your face and want some fresh skin? By using fresh goats blood as a base, and adding mushroom fungi and Grated ram horn. You'll look as fresh as a baby!
Well that's all we have here at Storms Landing Tonight for you folks tonight.
Just remember...Stay safe, Stay informed, And Stay hungry for more...
S L T
Heya guys, Jar here. I like to keep up practice around making awful memes in photoshop. And in doing so I've also gotten good about creating stories around such. Here is my thread, hope you all get a few chuckles from it.
