Squid’s Home Style Bake Products

[Squidziod]

Introducing Squid's Home Style Bake Products, the best and highest quality baked goods and baking ingredients available in Altera. Profits go to funding sick and twisted medical experiments. Remember, made with 4.203 oz. of love, more than the leading brand! ​

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Current stock of home style bake products​

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Item--------Quantity----Price​

Cookies*----256----------2.00​

Cakes****---108------75.00 ​

Bread*------121----------5.00 ​

Cactus*-----146----------2.00 ​

Cocoa*------351----------2.50 ​

Sugar*------706----------4.00​

Wheat*-----245----------1.75​

Pumpkin**-017----------8.00​

Seeds***----095----------3.00​

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All transactions will be carried out at Port Silver spawn, unless under request, a different location is 100% necessary.​

*----Not treated with Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin​

**---Only available through spawn​

***--Pumpkin seeds​

****-Reserved​

Remember, buying from Squid's Home Style helps your local business and enables growth of economy for small corporations, like Monsanto.​

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Disclaimer: On account of the USDA faked tests, no difference has been show between Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin treated food and non Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin treated food. ​

Disclaimer: The USDA is a corrupt agency and is not creditable in any respect.​

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[wakerman4]

I'd like to buy ALL your cookies.

How much would that be, squidward?

 

[Baron]

I'd like to buy ALL your cookies.

How much would that be, squidward?

I imagine it'd be 256 x 2, or 512.

 

[Goldengem25]

My lord man, this thread is awesome beyond the talk about what you're actually selling. I'm not ordering anything yet, but prepare for an order of about 100 units of cake. Yeah, sort of replanning and reviving the Forgemaster's Fair in Aeroch Nor. I'll probably buy twenty at a time unil I feel I have enough, so I hope to see you ingame :3

 

[Squidziod]

 

[Squidziod]

contact me in game wakerman4, and Goldengem25, I'll start your order but it will take a bit of time.

 

[Squidziod]

My lord man, this thread is awesome beyond the talk about what you're actually selling. I'm not ordering anything yet, but prepare for an order of about 100 units of cake. Yeah, sort of replanning and reviving the Forgemaster's Fair in Aeroch Nor. I'll probably buy twenty at a time unil I feel I have enough, so I hope to see you ingame :3

108 units of cake are ready and reserved.

 

[Goldengem25]

108 units of cake are ready and reserved.

Sweet! I'll start payments soon, so keep them fresh

 

[Squidziod]

I think you broke some record for ordering cakes.

 

[Goldengem25]

I think you broke some record for ordering cakes.

Yay! (Ironic thing, IRL I have type one diabetes XD)

 

[wakerman4]

Yay! (Ironic thing, IRL I have type one diabetes XD)

LOL, sorry, shouldn't joke, but yes, ironic.

 

[Goldengem25]

LOL, sorry, shouldn't joke, but yes, ironic.

Lel

 

[Squidziod]

Yay! (Ironic thing, IRL I have type one diabetes XD)

Ooh.... didn't mean it in any way like that...

 

[Squidziod]

Sweet! I'll start payments soon, so keep them fresh

As long as you are ok with Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin on your cake, it should be fine...

 

[Goldengem25]

As long as you are ok with Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin on your cake, it should be fine...

Cake is cake, even if it isn't cake.

 

[wakerman4]

Cake is cake, even if it isn't cake.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

 

[Goldengem25]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Since the universe began, the dish known as "cake" has lied, lied and lied. Without any warning, they will lie so much they'll start world war 3, and thrive in the environment that can now not withhold human life (which cakes thrive in, as they are immortal and invincible).