The Gallipot - Tzemik's Apothicarium

[Michcat]

+The Gallipot+

A skilled Apothecary and Physician of reown - Healer, Doctor, Alchemist, Chirugeon - runs the Gallipot, my own personal dispensary for all menagerie of maladie.
Medical advice is customary for those who come seeking aid. For your purview be available many medicines, herbs, tonics, remedies, drugs, and other.

Emergency Treatment Kits are also available, for the hopeful healer or local town priest.
I, Doctor Tzemik, will be physically present with the Gallipot to treat patients my medicine cannot.

If you are injured, I will aid.
-Tzemik Kevasn

postscript: I shall also be considering nurses and/or part time apprentices.

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The Gallipot is a depository of Tzemik's personal medicines and apothecary work. What you see here isn't the entirety of it, but its a good snapshot!

 

[Michcat]

+IC Name (Actual IRL thing or closest popular relation)
-OOC knowledge purpose and effects

FAQ:
-When it says "Potion" in the title, its not actually a potion. Just a name.
-Is this list OOC? Yes it is OOC. Come inquire IC if you're looking for something - whats listed here isn't nearly all-comprehensive of Tzemiks ability.
-How does Tzemik possess ingredients from a climate directly opposite the Northern Kingdoms? Magic. Literally.
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First Aid Supplies:
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+Clean woven linens!
-Excellent bandaging material

+Gauze, clean and packed in a leather bag
-First aid

+Waterproof leather waterskins (Bear stomachs)
-What it says on the tin.

+Salve Boxes, of oiled leather
-Mmhm

+Sanitized Bone Needles

+Spider Silk Twine

+Woven Cotton Bandages

+Soaps

+Lye
-For cleaning.

+Ceramic jar, corked

+Absinthe, pure

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[Michcat]

Medicines for Sale:
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+Smolder Salve (think cortisone ointment. its snail slime, yes it works)
-Best on rashes and burns.
-Anti-irritant, anti-inflammatory, antibiotic and antiviral properties... as well as collagen and elastin. All around good for healthy wounds and no scars.

+Relief Syrup (Opiates galore)
-Painkiller, anti-seizure.

+Blood Ungent (Oil of Oregano, >70% carvacrol content)
-Antibiotic, very strong one. Also antiviral and antifungal.

+Headache Potion (Betony, barley, veravin, chamomile)
-Alkaloid drug good for severe headaches and migraine
-Used as an anti depressant and anxiety treatment in modern times, ayy

+Quinsy Medicine (Honey, candy floss, sugar strands, horehound, liquorice)
-For coughs, does a pretty damn good job clearing up a sore throat or throat infection
-Its a syrup, also good for chesty coughs and head colds.

+Knitbone (Comfrey roots)
-Therapeutic herb for sprains/pains

+Fever Soothe (Boiled bark of white willow trees)
-Aspirin. Its aspirin.

+Minty Honey Tea.
-Tea.

+Headache Potion v2 (Skullcap seeds, willow)
-Minor headache remover

+Quinsy Medicine v2 (Honey, gin)
-Lozenge of honey, to soothe a sore throat. Bit alchoholic.

+Toothache Wash (Myrrh)
-Antiseptic.

+Wound Salve (... special honey)
-Antibiotic, specifically against pathogens/flesh eating bacteria/MRSA

+Leeches (They’re very clean)
-Sucks your blood out.

+Stomach Settler (Wormwood, mint, and balm)
-settles dem stomach aches

+Kava Potion (Piper methysticum)
-Antidepressant, sleep aid. Causes deep, dreamless sleep within 30 minutes - very potent drink.

+Outhouse Powder (Glaubers Salt)
-Laxative.

+Sunburn Salve (Aloe Vera)
-Effectively soothes and quickens healing of minor burns

+Smell-Away Lotion (Caprylic acid, grapefruit seed extract, garlic, oil of oregano)
-Antifungal.

+Snakebite Dust (Abrus Precatorius, powdered seeds)
-Treats worm infections, eye infections, and venomous bite - must ingest tiny amount of the powder.

+More to come later.

 

[Michcat]

Toxins (For Sale per Request & Review):
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+Fire Sand (Hot hot hot chillis, powdered)
-Dust. Best thrown into eyes.

+Red Eye Bead (Abrus Precatorius)
-Dried seeds cause nausea, vomiting, convulsions, liver failure, and then death. Must be inhaled or ingested.

+Death Gum (Acokanthera schimperi)
-A sticky gumy-like poison which contains toxic cardiac glycosides strong enough to cause cardiac arrest (heart attack) upon skin contact. Can be coated onto arrows, or boiled to be consumed.

+Dremur Trip (Aconitum napellus/monkshood)
-Psychadelic, Painkiller, Neurotoxin. Toxin is found on its leaves and easily absorbed through skin.

+Stilltooth (Snake Venom)
-Minor paralysis, colourless and odorless. Ingested toxin.

+The Good Stuff
-If you're very convincing.

 

[RexJen]

Patient: "Tze plz help I lost arm dont know how need new one"

 

[Michcat]

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot!

Tzemik will be considering nurses and/or part time apprentices.

 

[BoredBrit]

And there was me assuming this was going to be a joke and she would be selling ale ;-;

 

[Michcat]

And there was me assuming this was going to be a joke and she would be selling ale ;-;

She'd gladly buy ale. Lots and lots of ale.

 

[BoredBrit]

That's the problem...so would Erik...but never would he sell D:

 

[Tempy_]

1: Is it bad I am actually considering for Illthilior to apply for apprentice?
2: I need to have a good ol' shopping spree IC'ly here, yeeessssss.

 

[CthulhuPeople]

*Ailil prays that the isle will not suddenly explode*

 

[Michcat]

*Ailil prays that the isle will not suddenly explode*

betta pray hard boy

(we should RP)

 

[Immerael]

You may be receiving a visitor in the next few days. Azure needs to stock up for the Eyes of Silas trip. Plus its been too long since I"ve RPed with the angry kitty.

 

[Michcat]

You may be receiving a visitor in the next few days. Azure needs to stock up for the Eyes of Silas trip. Plus its been too long since I"ve RPed with the angry kitty.

most excellent!

 

[dUMMY]

Dum'ni might need sum o dat "Smell Away Lotion".

 

[Michcat]

we're back baby

http://hollowworld.co.uk/threads/the-gallipot-an-advert.38430/

Dum'ni might need sum o dat "Smell Away Lotion".

:')

 

[The Cinnaroll]

Yeeeeeeees.

 

[Electric]

How would I apply for being an apprentice?

 

[Michcat]

How would I apply for being an apprentice?

In RP

 

[Michcat]

New poster put up in Storms Landing.