The Sacking of Stormhold [Spoilers!]

[Faelin]

After the Battle and subsequent sacking of Stormhold in the current Old Realm, which took place during the first RP week of the Exodus campaign, I feel the need to clarify a couple of fun shenanigans:

The homes were empty before the sacking.

The stables abandoned with no horse or mule to be found.

The docks desolate. Banners hanging limp. The fires burnt out.

The few citizens withdrawn, pale and frightened... Frail. Broken. Weak.

The king is fallen,
The pawns grow weak,
With all hope lost,
Their future... bleak.

 

[Faelin]

Riddles and rhymes~!

 

[K9]

Damnit this 'Riddles and rhymes' crap again xD

I remember seeing you hiding (OOCly, of course) in the shadows while Elrohir studied and saying ' {Riddles and rhymes, riddles and rhymes} ' over and over again.

-K9

 

[Faelin]

Damnit this 'Riddles and rhymes' crap again xD

Bah, it's just somefink a character of mine says. S'not related to Stormhold, but OOCly it's so fun to say, and even more fun to live by.

 

[K9]

Bah, it's just somefink a character of mine says. S'not related to Stormhold, but OOCly it's so fun to say, and even more fun to live by.

And it makes people like me think that everything is a lie and you have to figure out. Suddenly you tear off the wall at the end of the library and the queens secret sex chamber torture room is right there xD

-K9

 

[Faelin]

*Recovers self from the mild trauma of reading the above post*
Don't make me dig out my secret stash of dishonesty quotes.

 

[K9]

Don't make me dig out my secret stash of dishonesty quotes.

Doooo eeeeet.

-K9

 

[Faelin]

Doooo eeeeet.

I said don't, yer blithering fool.

 

[K9]

I said don't, yer blithering fool.

-K9

 

[Silvertread]

Meaning they were long gone when the attack happened.

 

[Faelin]

Meaning they were long gone when the attack happened.

This one shows promise...

 

[Faelin]

@Conmaster13
I SEE YOU LIKING MY POST THERE.
TALK TO ME YOU HAIRY PIECE OF DWARF.

 

[Valonyx]

''mmm, movement... in the North...''

 

[Faelin]

I do recall saying a while back that the fact that there was a horrific irony in the fact that the South brought a boat North to try and save the city.

 

[Faelin]

I do recall saying a while back that the fact that there was a horrific irony in the fact that the South brought a boat North to try and save the city.

In fact, specifically, this (from a recount, I forge' which)-

"We marched to Stormhold"

-had me howling with laughter.

And it wasn't
even
intentional.