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Three Songs.

K9

Triangles are my favourite shape
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Simple. Post three songs you like from the same artist with lyrics underneath.

Also, just so nobody complains. Because this is a music thread, I'll just slap on a "Warning : Curse Words beyond This Point" Sticker on it.


I hate racist blokes, telling tasteless jokes
And explaining where people belong
I hate ignorant folks, who pay money to see gigs
And talk through every fucking song
I hate people in night clubs, snorting coke
And explaining where your going wrong
Well if you agree, then come hating with me
And feel free to sing along
And it goes:
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Wonderful, love it
Well I hate pointless status updates on Facebook
FYI we were never "m8"s
We pretend to be friends on the internet
When in real life, we have nothing to say
To each other, oh brother I have love for my mother
For good times, for music and my mates
Yeah I laugh, and live and I have love to give
But sometimes all you can do is hate
And it goes:
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Well I hate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas
They only eat pizza and chips
I hate stepping outside, for a smoke and some guy
Coughs, like your lungs are his
And I hate queuing up, for festival toilets
Especially when you need to shit
And I hate the X-Factor, for murdering music
You bunch of money grubbing pricks
And it goes:
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
And I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens
That make ten year old's race to grow up
Hey kids, let's all be anorexic or better
Eat chocolate until you throw up
Keep your Hollywood stars, and their stupid cars
And the Botox, that makes them look fucked
Just grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face
It looks like it's been hit by a truck
And it goes:
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
One more time, loud as you can
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

-K9
 

K9

Triangles are my favourite shape
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Retired Staff
K9_Diarmuid
K9_Diarmuid
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One went out at a bus stop in Edinburgh
One went out in an English park
One went out in a nightclub when I was fifteen
Little lights in my heart
One went out when I lied to my mother
Said the cigarettes she found were not mine
One went out within me, now I smoke like a chimney
Its getting dark in this heart of mine
Its getting dark in this heart of mine
We're born with millions of little lights shining in the dark
And they show us the way
One lights up
Every time you feel love in your heart
One dies when it moves away
One went out in the backstreets of Manchester
One went out in an airport in Spain
One went out, I've no doubt, when I grew up and moved out
Of the place where the boy used to play
One went out when Uncle Ben got his tumour
We used to fish and I fish no more
Though he will not return
I know one still burns
On a fishing boat off the New Jersey shore
On a fishing boat off the New Jersey shore
We're born with millions of little lights shining in the dark
And they show us the way
One lights up
Every time we feel love in our hearts
One dies when it moves away
We're born with millions of little lights shining in our hearts
And they die along the way
Till we're old and we're cold
And lying in the dark
'Cos they'll all burn out one day
They'll all burn out one day
They'll all burn out one day
They'll all burn out one day

-K9
 

K9

Triangles are my favourite shape
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Retired Staff
K9_Diarmuid
K9_Diarmuid
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When I was a kid, the things I did, were hidden under the grid
Young and naive, I never believed that love could be so well hid
With regret, I'm willing to bet, you say the older you get
It gets harder to forgive and harder to forget
It gets under your shirt like a dagger or work
The first cut is the deepest, but the rest will flippin' hurt
You build your heart of plastic, get cynical and sarcastic
And end up in the corner on your own
'Cause I love to feel love but can't stand the rejection
I hide behind my jokes as a form of protection
I thought I was close, but under further inspection
It seems I've been running in the wrong direction
Oh, no
So what's the point in getting your hopes up
When all you're ever getting is choked up
When you're coked up,
And can't remember the reason why you broke up
You call her in the morning
When you're coming down and falling
Like an old man on the side of the road
'Cause when you're apart you don't want to mingle
When you're together you want to be single
Ever the chase to taste the kiss of bliss
That made your heart tingle
How much greener the grass is
With those rose tinted glasses
But the butterflies, they flutter by
And leave us on our asses
'Cause I love to feel love but I can't stand the rejection
I hide behind my jokes as a form of protection
I thought I was close, but under further inspection
It seems I've been running in the wrong direction
There's fish in the sea for me to make a selection
I'd jump in if it wasn't for my ear infection
'Cause all I want to do is try to make a connection
But it seems I've been running in the wrong direction
Oh, oh
Oh, oh I love to feel love but I can't stand the rejection
I hide behind my jokes as a form of protection
I thought I was close, but under further inspection
It seems I've been running in the wrong direction
I love to feel love but I can't stand the rejection
I hide behind my jokes as a form of protection
And I thought I was close, but under further inspection
It seems I've been running in the wrong direction
Oh, oh
Seems like I'm running in the wrong direction
Oh, oh
Seems like I'm running in the wrong direction
Oh
Well it seems I've been running in the wrong direction
Oh, no
Seems like I've been running in the wrong direction
Oh
-K9​
 

Deathmoron

Lord of Altera
Hey, this is dedicated to all of the neighborhoods of Puerto Rico.
Trujillo! Dedicated to the neighborhood of La Perla.
Pocho! Tell Johana to make me some really good rice and beans.
A shout out to Jose; we'll catch you on your way down.
And you - what are you looking at?

I've had an attitude since I was five years old
My mama raised me with scolding and slaps on the mouth
Had gray hair mixed with brown since childhood
I'm the black sheep of the whole flock
And I grew little by little
Jumping from rooftop to rooftop knocking off coconuts
And even though I almost killed myself and beheaded myself
No one ever saw me crying or dripping snot
Always smelled good and had my hair combed
To look for a girlfriend with a pretty last name
Larita, my first kiss of love
The witch got married, rain with sun
(chorus)
Down there in the hole in the gap
Bouquets of flowers are blossoming
Colorful little houses with the windows open
Next door neighboors of the beach
I have everything; I don't lack anything
I have the night which I can use as a blanket
I have the best landscapes of the sky
I have a little refrigerator stocked with ice beer
--------------------------------------------------
A rainbow flavored snow cone
Pretty people surrounded by water
The deceased depicted on the wall with spray paint
And those who stay playing basketball
A couple of gringos who ruin my landscape
Been taking pictures since they landed
The police that shoot and go unpunished
Breaking into my house to get their paycheck
My mother was born here and so was even my great-grandmother
This is my neighborhood and I'm free like Mandela
Beware of the old school that it not catch you
Because it'll get you with a sandal or a broomstick
So don't give me that clown act
Because I come with the appetite of a laborer
To eat anyone who comes to take what's mine
I'm the Napoleon of the countryhouse
Hey! I dedicate this to those who work for low wages
To feed their little chicks
I love my neighborhood like Tito loves Jaimito
I don't fight for paved roads
Or for square footage or for a golden dream
I fight for a perfumed landscape
And for a good steak and onions dish
For my mother's smile which is worth a million
I fight for my grandmother rocking in her chair
I fight for some barbecued kebabs
And for how beautiful La Perla looks from a plane
Hey tell 'em!
(chorus x2)

Hey! This is for the innocence of Jonatán Román
The “Chilinga” from Argentina
We're firing up engines. Do it.
That laughter in La Perla I can hear in the stream
And from Pito to Callao and where there are little ones
I believe in neighborhoods with mothers who lived with similar purposes
And in the end they died without having taken any vacation
As my grandmother used to say: those were the cards dealt to the poor
Even the unborn work for this eternal as well as universal neighborhood
And the one who messes with my neighborhood won’t get along with me
I can use the night as a blanket!
I can see the lights in La Perla from Panama
I can use the night as a blanket!
Shining in Morse code and they beckon me
I can use the night as a blanket!
A road made of stars, our traffic light is the moon
I can use the night as a blanket!
I went out at seven thirty and am getting back at one
I can use the night as a blanket!
Girl, put some Vicks vapor rub on me like my mother used to
I can use the night as a blanket!
I will remember where I came from even in my sleep
I can use the night as a blanket!
The good man isn't afraid, isn't afraid of the dark
I can use the night as a blanket!
Ea! And I don't lack for anything
(Chorus)

That neighborhood wall and this'll amaze you
Fifty years later, my name is still on it
There's no forgiving the idiot clown here
Your last name, your money is worthless here
The character of the person we hang out with is respected
We were born of many mothers but we're only brothers here
And that ocean in front of my house, I swear it's true,
Like the one in La Perla, even if I'm in Panama
And on the horizon I see a moving cloud drawing the face of the great Maelo Ribera
Celebrate this get-together man.
What do you make of this collaboration between Rubencito and Calle 13?
I can use the night as a blanket!
But that doesn't take care of the suspicious white man
I can use the night as a blanket!
The night doesn't absolve the lying verb
I can use the night as a blanket!
If you lost yourself, brother, find your self
I can use the night as a blanket!
Come to Panama and contribute to tourism
I can use the night as a blanket!
A thousand thanks Resident, a thousand thanks Visitor
I can use the night as a blanket!
Catch yourself a platform in Argentina; keep moving forward
I can use the night as a blanket!
With Lilia the lyrics are going up; let's see if they filter through
I can use the night as a blanket!
Mission accomplished; the minister retires.
 

Deathmoron

Lord of Altera
Raise the curtain, open the curtains,
Light the turbines with nitroglycerin.
The disorder is your penicillin.
Jumping cures your pains without aspirin.
Let's cause a short circuit
Before a meteor falls in 2012
We'll misbehave, commit crimes,
We'll eat Little Red Riding Hood with the three little pigs.
This is not about rebellion,
This is about being undisciplined for a day.
The misunderstood parts of the New Testament,
We have our rules, our own command.
If they don't understand our behavior,
We give treatment to all the psychologists.
To break the repetitive routine,
The sun comes out at right and rain pours up.
They want to control us, like a remote control,
But the authority can't do that with us.
We like disorder
We break the rules
We're undisciplined
All the spoiled brats...
Let's behave badly
Let's behave badly
Let's behave badly!
(2x)
Hey, today we came to misbahave (bad)
Like a boy with his slingshot (bad)
Like a bride at a bachelorette party
Let's behave (badly), but with dignity,
Let's make Susan Boyle lose her virginity
We're different, nothing that has been expected,
Like an pear-flavored orange.
We're not clones, we're not imitations,
Today we came to do what we're not supposed to
To tell a story without a narrative,
To turn the sky upside-down,
Like the Arabs write backwards,
(They walk on their hands, greet with their feet)
Start the day with your left foot,
Raise your beer, a toast for anarchy.
"Mama huevazo", fly away homeless,
Defend your right to do what you haven't done before.
We like disorder
We break the rules
We're undisciplined
All the spoiled brats...
Let's behave badly
Let's behave badly
Let's behave badly!
(2x)
Like when they point a gun at you,
The people with raised hands rise alone.
(Like when they point a gun at you)
(Put your hand up)
(Like when they point a gun at you)
(Put your hand up)
 

Deathmoron

Lord of Altera
I have fought with crocodiles
I have balanced on a wire carrying more than 500 kilos
I have traveled around the world in less than a second
I have crossed 100 labyrinths and never once gotten confused.
I breathe both in and out of water like seals
I am fireproof, I catch bullets in my mouth
My creativity flies like airplanes
I can build a brain without reading the instructions
I speak all the languages of all the alphabets
I have more vocabulary than any dictionary
I have the sight of an eagle, the smelling prowess of a dog
I can walk barefoot on iron nails
I am immune to death
I don't need blessings, because I always have good luck
Come with me for a walk in the park
Because I have more stories to tell than García Marqués
For you, everything I do, I do for you.
It is because you bring out the best in me
I am everything I am
Because you are all I want.
I can jump rope with only one leg
I can see in the dark without using a lantern
I cook what you want, I am a great chef
I have sex 24/7, all month long
I can blow the gray clouds away so you can have a good day
Also, I know how to communicate telepathically
For you, I cross borders without a visa
And I can bring out a smile from even the Mona Lisa
For you, I breathe before I die
For you, I go to church and listen to the whole mass without sleeping
I am still the king, although I don't have a kingdom
My sweat smells like perfume and my hair is never disheveled
I know how to fight all the martial arts
Also, I know how to communicate with animals
As more time goes by, I look younger
And I composed this song without listening, like Beethoven
For you, everything I do, I do for you.
It is because you bring out the best in me
I am everything I am
Because you are all I want.
 

Deash12

Coffee Enthusiast
Chorus
Still I sing bonny boys, bonny mad boys
Bedlam boys are bonny
For they all go bare and they live by the air
And they want no drink nor money.
I now reprent that ever
Poor Tom was so disdain-ed
My wits are lost since him I crossed
Which makes me thus go chained
Chorus
I went down to Satan's kitchen (I believe this line is different)
To break some food one morning
And there I got souls piping hot
All on the spit a-turning.
Chorus
There I took a cauldron
Where boiled ten thousand harlots
Though full of flame I drank the same
To the health of all such varlets.
Chorus
My staff has murdered giants
My bag a long knife carries
To cut mince pies from children's thighs
For which to feed the fairies.
Chorus
A spirit howled as lightening
Would on my journey guide me
The stars would shake and the moon would quake
Whenever they espied me.
Chorus
No gypsy, sl*t or doxy
Shall win my mad Tom from me
I'll weep all night, with stars I'll fight
The fray shall well become me.
Chorus
So drink to Tom of Bedlam
Go fill the seas in barrels
I'll drink it all, well brewed with gall
And maudlin drunk I'll quarrel
Chorus x 2
Fin
 

Deash12

Coffee Enthusiast
There were three men came out of the west, their fortunes for to try
And these three men made a solemn vow
John Barleycorn should die
They've ploughed, they've sown, they've harrowed him in
Threw clods upon his head
And these three men made a solemn vow
John Barleycorn was dead
They've let him lie for a very long time, 'til the rains from heaven did fall
And little Sir John sprung up his head and so amazed them all
They've let him stand 'til Midsummer's Day 'til he looked both pale and wan
And little Sir John's grown a long long beard and so become a man
They've hired men with their scythes so sharp to cut him off at the knee
They've rolled him and tied him by the waist serving him most barbarously
They've hired men with their sharp pitchforks who've pricked him to the heart
And the loader he has served him worse than that
For he's bound him to the cart
They've wheeled him around and around a field 'til they came unto a barn
And there they made a solemn oath on poor John Barleycorn
They've hired men with their crabtree sticks to cut him skin from bone
And the miller he has served him worse than that
For he's ground him between two stones
And little Sir John and the nut brown bowl and his brandy in the glass
And little Sir John and the nut brown bowl proved the strongest man at last
The huntsman he can't hunt the fox nor so loudly to blow his horn
And the tinker he can't mend kettle or pots without a little barleycorn x2
 

Deash12

Coffee Enthusiast
Chorus
Well it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
It's all for me beer and tobacco
For I spent all me tin with the ladies drinking gin
Far across the western ocean I must wander
I'm sick in the head and I haven't been to bed
Since first I came ashore with me plunder
I've seen centipedes and snakes and me head is full of aches
And I have to take a path for way out yonder
Chorus
Where are me boots, me noggin', noggin' boots?
They're all sold for beer and tobacco
See the soles they were thin and the uppers were lettin' in
And the heels were lookin' out for better weather
Chorus
Where is me shirt, my noggin', noggin' shirt?
It's all sold for beer and tobacco
You see the sleeves were all worn out and the collar been torn about
And the tail was lookin' out for better weather
Chorus
Where is me bed, me noggin', noggin' bed
It's all sold for beer and tobacco
You see I sold it to the girls until the springs were all in twirls
And the sheets they're lookin' out for better weather
Chorus​
fin​
Fin
 

Bsods

Villager
Remember that time that I made you so mad
Last week right ha ha you know that
It's not like it's all that rare
So put it here and let me cherish the embarrassment
I realize I've been a dick head yes
And I respect how you question your investments
I take the plane but it ain't to be impressive
It feels like a cop out to label it lessons
I've been though the rain but I've put other people
through a hurricane just to work the game
Some time I swim through so much shame
I think my little man's blessed that he didn't get my last name
And here you are right in front of me
offering it all like tell me what you want from me
I wanna love you today and forever
Let me clear my through and rub my wings together

[Chorus X2]
It goes: I'm not perfect but I'm this that and this
My hands are dirty and I'm this that and this
You've been searching for this that and this
Let's break the surface and make a little happy mess

[Verse 2]
Whoo girl, you're the most beautiful thing I've seen
Enticing, exciting
Even the sound of your voice gotta nice ring
Ya seem like the type that might help me tighten up my pipe dreams
We can keep digging through this dirt
Team up, you and I against the universe
Think about it, What cha say to yourself
You can wear my cape and I can play with your belt
The truth is there now
Stand with me, look into that mirror now
And tell me you don't see the same image
Gonna be a brand name babe once the rain is finished

[Chorus X2]

[Verse 3]
I can't believe she got me on a ball and chain
It's not a complaint, I appreciate it
For all the dumb mistakes I make
I'm surprised baby girl ain't threw me away
I never meant to hurt no one
I just want to stay productive till the work is done
I dance to a sertain drum
but when I fell off beat you didn't turn and run, no
You see me at my lowest moments
You gave me sight when I had broken focus
With a smile that opens up like a rose does
Even when it all seemed so fucking hopeless
And here you are, right in front of me
Offering it all like 'tell me what you want from me'
I want to thank you today and forever
Let's make a little happy mess together
You know​
 

Bsods

Villager
I thought I saw you yesterday
But I didn't stop, 'cause you was walkin' the opposite way
I guess I could've shouted out your name
But even if it was you, I don't know what I would say
We could sit and reminisce about the old school
Maybe share a cigarette, because we both fools
Chop it up and compare perspectives
Life, love, stress and set-backs, yes
So you could tell me how hard you had it
And you could show me all the scars to back it
And we could analyze each complaint
Break it down and explain these mistakes I make
I like to tangle up the strings of the puppetry
But you knew me back when I was a younger me
You seen Sean in all types of light
And I've been meanin' to ask you if I'm doin' alright
[Chorus x2]
Yesterday
Was that you? Looked just like you
Strange thangs my imagination might do
Take a breath, reflect on what we been through
Or am I just goin' crazy 'cause I miss you?
[V2]
I'm shook, I know, I pushed when I should've pulled
Took it all back if I could, I put that on my soul
And I would make a top-notch good listener
If you could block-off a little time out to give it here
Since we went our separate paths
I've hit a couple snags that remind me of the past
I can't front, I'm havin' a blast
But damned if I ain't afraid of how long it's gonna last
Sittin' here wishin' we could kick it
Give me your opinions, I do miss the criticisms
I didn't mean to be distant, make a visit
I'll wait up and keep the coffee brewin' in the kitchen
But who am I jokin' with?
There's no way that you and I will ever get to re-open it
It doesn't matter, this is more than love
And maybe if I'm lucky, get to see you out the corner of
[Chorus x2]
Yesterday
Was that you? Looked just like you
Strange thangs my imagination might do
Take a breath, reflect on what we been through
Or am I just goin' crazy 'cause I miss you?
[V3]
And when you left, I didn't see it comin'
I guess I slept, it ain't like you was runnin'
You crept out the front door slow
And I was so self-absorbed I didn't even know
And by the time I looked up it was booked up
Put it all behind you, the bad and the good stuff
A whole house full of dreams and steps
I think you'd be impressed with the pieces I kept
You disappeared but the history is still here
It's why I try not to cry over spilt beer
I can't even get mad that you're gone
Leavin' me was probably the best thing you ever taught me
I'm sorry, it's official
I was a fist-full, I didn't keep it simple
Chip on the shoulder, anger in my veins
Had so much hatred, now it brings me shame
Never thought about the world without you
And I promise that I'll never say another bad word about you
I thought I saw you yesterday
But I knew it wasn't you, 'cause you passed away, dad

Looked just like you
Strange thangs my imagination might do
Take a breath, reflect on what we been through
Or am I just goin' crazy 'cause I miss you?​
 

Bsods

Villager
Ain't no way to explain or say
How painful the hangover was today
In front of the toilet, hands and knees
Trying to breathe in between the dry heaves
My baby made me some coffee
Afraid that if I drink some it's probably coming right back out me
Couple of advil, relax and chill
At a standstill with how bad I feel
I think I need to smell fresh air
So I stepped out the back door and fell down the stairs
The sunlight hit me dead in the eye
Like it's mad I gave half the day to last night
My bad sight made me trip on my ass right into that patch of grass like that's life
All of a sudden, I realize something
The weather is amazing, even the birds are bumpin
Stood up and took a look and a breath
And there's that bike that I forgot that I possessed
Never really seen exercise as friendly
But I thing something's telling me to ride that ten speed
The brakes are broken, it's alright
The tires got air and the chain seems tight
Hopped on and felt the summertime,
It reminds me of one of them Musab lines like
[Chorus 2X]

Sunshine, sunshine, it's fine
I feel it in my skin, warming up my mind,
Sometimes you gotta give in to win,
I love the days when it shines, whoa let it shine

If I could I would keep this feeling in a plastic jar
Bust it out whenever someone's actin hard
Settle down, barbeque in the backyard
The kids get treats and old folks get classic cars
Every day that gets to pass is a success
Every woman looks better in a sun dress
The sunshine's an excuse to shoot hoops, get juice
Show improve their moves and let loose
I hear voices, I see smiles to match em
Good times and you can feel it in the fashion
Even though the heat cooks up the action
The streets still got butterflies
Enough kids to catch 'em
Ridin my bike around these lakes man
Feelin like I finally figured out my escape plan
Take it all and the day started off all wrong
Somehow now that hangover is all gone
Ain't nothing like the sound of the leaves
When the breeze penetrates these southside trees
Leanin' up against one, watchin the vibe
Forgettin' all about the stress, thanking god I'm alive
It's so simple, I had to keep the song simple
When I get home I'm gonna open all the windows
Feelin all right, stopped at a stop sign
A car pulled up, bumpin Fresh Prince's Summertime​
 

Camernater3

Lord of Altera

[Lil 'Wayne]
I got, Ice in mah veins
Blood in mah eyes
Hate in mah heart
Love on mah mind
I see nights full of pain, Days are the same
You keep the sunshine, Save me the rain
I search but never find, Hurt but never cry
I work and forever try but I'm cursed so never mind
and its worse but better times seem further and beyond
The top gets higher the more that I climb
The spot gets smaller, and I get bigger
Tryna get to where I fit in
No room for a niggah but soon for a niggah
It be on muthafucka, case all this bullshit
it makes me stronga muthafucka!

I'ma pick the world up and I'ma drop it on your fuckin head
haha! Yea
Bitch I'ma pick the world up and I'ma drop it on your fuckin head
Yea
an I could die now rebirth muthafucka hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth muthafucka
I'm gone urgh

I know what they don't wanna tell you
Just hope your Heaven sent, and your Hell proof
I-I walk up in the world and cut the lights off
and confidence is the stain they can't wipe off, urgh
My word is my pride, but wisdom is bleak and thats the word from the wise
Serve to survive murdered and bribed and when it got to heavy I put my burden to the side
So I could

Pick the world up and I'ma drop it on your fuckin head
haha! Yea
Bitch I'ma pick the world up and I'ma drop it on your fuckin head
Yea
an I could die now rebirth muthafucka hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth muthafucka
I'm gone mothafucka I'm gone, I'm gone urgh

[Emin3m]
It hurts but I never show
THis pain you never know
If only you could see jsut how lonely and how cold and frostbit
I've become my backs against the wall when push comes to shove
I jsut stand up and scream FUCK COME ON MAN
It feels like these walls are closin in
This roof is cavin in, up it time to raise it
Then your days are numbered like pages in my book of rhymes gotta coking boys
Crooked mind of mine time I'm not shooken
Your scared to look in my eyes I stole that fucking clock I took the time and I
came up from behind and pretty much snuck up and butt fucked this game
better be careful when you bring my name up fuck this thing that aint what
I came to claim but the game aint gonna be the same on the day that I leave it
but I swear one way or another Imma make these muthafuckin haters believe it
and I swear to god I wont spare the rod
I'm a man of my word so your fucking heads better nod
Imma fuck around in this bitch and roast everybody
SLeep on me that pillow is where you head'll lie
permanently bitch its bedy-bye
this world is my Easter egg yea prepare to die
my head is swollen my confidence is up the stage is my pedestal
I'm unstoppable Incredible Hulk your trapped in my medicine bowl!
I could run circles around so fast your fuckin head'll spin dog
I split cabbage an your lettuce and olives I'ma fucking

[Lil 'Wayne]
pick the world up and I'ma drop it on your fuckin head
Yea
Bitch I'ma pick the world up and I'ma drop it on your fuckin head
Yea
an I could die now rebirth muthafucka hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth muthafucka
I'm gone urgh motherfucka I'm gone, I'm gone
[END]


[Dr Dre]
Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these niggas
With no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no ski's
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries
Got a crib with a studio and it's all full of tracks
To add to the wall full of plaques
Hangin up in the office in back of my house like trophies
But ya'll think I'm gonna let my dough freeze
Ho Please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to smoke trees
Who you think brought you the o' G's
Eazy-E's Ice Cube's and D.O.C's and Snoop D O double G's
And a group that said muthafuck the police
Gave you a tape full of dope beats
To bump when stroll through in your hood
And when your album sales wasn't doin too good
Who's the doc that he told you to go see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you niggas that said that I turned pop
Or the Firm flop
ya'll are the reason Dre ain't been getting no sleep
So fuck ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me blow me
Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around with me
And turn me back to the old me

[chorus x2 - Emin3m]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move their lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre

[Emin3m]
So what do you say to somebody you hate
Or anybody tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Just study your tape of NWA.
One day I was walkin by
With a walkmen on
When I caught a guy givin me an awkward eye
And strangled him off in the parkin lot with his Karl Kani
I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not
I'm harder than me tryna park a Dodge
But I'm drunk as fuck
Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
Hoppin out with two broken legs tryna walk it off
Fuck you too bitch call the cops
I'ma kill you and them loud ass muthafuckin barkin dogs
And when the cops came through
Me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still weren't found out
From here on out it's the Chronic 2
Startin today and tomorrows the new
And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death with a Charleston chew
[Record scratch]
Slim shady hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up
And the temp goes up to the mid 80's
Callin men ladies
Sorry Doc but I been crazy
There is no way that you can save me
It's ok go with him Hailey

[chorus x2]

[Dr Dre]
If it was up to me
You muthafuckas would stop comin up to me
With your hands out lookin up to me
Like you want somethin free
When my last cd was out you wasn't bumpin me
But now that I got this little company
Everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease
But you won't get a crumb from me
Cause I'm from the streets of Compton
I told em all
All them little gangstas
Who you think helped mold 'em all
Now you wanna run around and talk about guns
Like I ain't got none
What you think I sold 'em all
Cause I stay well off
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin' Dre fell off
What, cause I been in the lab with a pen and a pad
Tryna get this damn label off
I ain't havin that
This is the millenium of Aftermath
It ain't gonna be nothin after that
So give me one more platinum plaque and fuck rap
You can have it back
So where's all the mad rappers at
It's like a jungle in this habitat
But all you savage cats
Knew that I was strapped with gats
When you were cuddled with cabbage patch

[chorus x3]

[END]


[Will Ferrell From Blades of Glory]
We're gonna skate to one song and one song only

[Jay-Z Deep Slow Voice]
Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me

[Jay-Z]
So I ball so hard muhfuckas wanna find me
But first niggas gotta find me
What's 50 grand to a muhfuka like me
Can you please remind me?
Ball so hard
This shit crazy
Ya'll don't know that don't shit phase me
The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy Ball so hard,
This sh*t weird
We ain't even spose to be here,
Ball so hard, Since we here
It's only right that we be fair
Psycho, I'm liable to be go Michael
Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6
Ball so hard
Got a broke clock, Rolleys that don't tick tok
Audemars that losing time, Hidden behind all these big rocks
B-ball so hard
I'm shocked too
I'm supposed to be locked up too
If you escaped what I've escaped
You'd be in Paris getting fucked up too
Ball so hard
Let's get faded, Le Meurice for like 6 days
Gold bottles, scold models, Spillin' Ace on my sick J's
Ball so hard
Bitch behave, Just might let you meet Ye,
Chi towns D. Rose, I'm movin' the Nets to BK

[Hook]
Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
That shit cray (x6)

[Kanye West]
She said Ye can we get married at the mall?
I said look you need to crawl 'fore you ball
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall
And show me why you deserve to have it all
B-ball so hard
That shit cray, Ain't it Jay?
B-ball so hard
What she order, fish filet
B-ball so hard
Your whip so cold, this old thing
Ball so hard
Act like you'll ever be around muhfuckas
Like this again
Bougie girl, grab her hand
Fuck that bitch she don't wanna dance
Excuse my French but I'm in France (I'm just sayin)
Prince William's ain't do it right if you ask me
Cause if I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley
What's Gucci my nigga?
What's Louie my killa?
What's drugs my deala?
What's that jacket, Margiela?
Doctors say I'm the illest
Cause I'm suffering from realness
Got my niggas in Paris
And they going gorillas, huh!

[Will Ferrel & Jon Heder]
"I don't even know what that means"
"No one knows what it means but its provocative"
"No it's not..."
"It gets the people GOING"

[Jay-Z]
Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me

[Kanye West]
You are now watching the throne
Don't let me get in my zone (x3)
These other niggaas is lyin'
Actin' like the summer ain't mine

[Jay-Z]
I got that hot bitch in my home

[Kanye West]
You know how many hot bitches I own
Don't let me get in my zone (x4)
The stars is in the building
They hands is to the ceiling
I know I'm bout to kill it
How you know, I got that feeling
You are now watching the throne
Don't let me into my zone (x2)

[Jay-Z & Kanye West]
I'm definitely in my zone​

[END]

That should cover it​
 

Turntwiin

I think I might like it here
(Im breaking the rules imsorryimsuchabadperson)


Exile
It takes your mind again
Exile
It takes your mind again
You've got suckers' luck
Have you given up?

Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?

Exile
It takes your mind again
Exile
It takes your mind again
Oh, you meant so much
Have you given up?

Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?
Does it feel like a trial?
Now you're thinking too fast
You're like marbles on glass

Vilify
Don't even try
Vilify
Don't even try

You've got suckers' luck
Have you given up?
Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?
Does it feel like a trial?
Did you fall for the same empty answers again?

Vilify
Don't even try
Vilify
Don't even try
Vilify...

Pick me up, hose me down
I'm sorry boys about the dirty night clowns
Earth does break the things that we make
Like a model planes and cuppy cakes

I can't clear the leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year
I can't clear the leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year

Let them be buried, buried alive
In their suits, in their ties
Trees to shade the moves that they made
In their suits, in their ties
Let them be buried, buried alive
In their suits, in their ties
You're safe here, now you're in the clear
Now we'll eat soup and apple pies

I can't clear the leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year
I can't clear the leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year

I will never be dirt-free
Up the stairs come find me,
Come sneak up behind me
I'll be sleeping soundly
Like a baby

(La da da da da da da dum
da da da da dum)
x2

I can't clear the leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year.​



There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...
 

Camernater3

Lord of Altera
You
(Im breaking the rules imsorryimsuchabadperson)


Exile
It takes your mind again
Exile
It takes your mind again
You've got suckers' luck
Have you given up?

Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?

Exile
It takes your mind again
Exile
It takes your mind again
Oh, you meant so much
Have you given up?

Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?
Does it feel like a trial?
Now you're thinking too fast
You're like marbles on glass

Vilify
Don't even try
Vilify
Don't even try

You've got suckers' luck
Have you given up?
Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind the way you trouble mine?
Does it feel like a trial?
Did you fall for the same empty answers again?

Vilify
Don't even try
Vilify
Don't even try
Vilify...

Pick me up, hose me down
I'm sorry boys about the dirty night clowns
Earth does break the things that we make
Like a model planes and cuppy cakes

I can't clear the leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year
I can't clear the leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year

Let them be buried, buried alive
In their suits, in their ties
Trees to shade the moves that they made
In their suits, in their ties
Let them be buried, buried alive
In their suits, in their ties
You're safe here, now you're in the clear
Now we'll eat soup and apple pies

I can't clear the leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year
I can't clear the leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year

I will never be dirt-free
Up the stairs come find me,
Come sneak up behind me
I'll be sleeping soundly
Like a baby

(La da da da da da da dum
da da da da dum)
x2

I can't clear the leaves from here
They're too far under the brush this year.​



There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...
broke so many rules!
I'm just joking
 

Camernater3

Lord of Altera
Hmm
Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete
Cut 'em up butcher style, gators of the swamp
Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin like a track meet
Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?
Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a bogeyman beast
Leave 'em slashed from their head to their feet
Been pricked to the chest of a bitch well fed
Cooking heat, cannibal tryna eat

Chorus:
I got a zombie army and you can't harm me
Who do you voodoo, Bitch?
Drink blood like a vampire without warning
Who do you voodoo, Bitch? (Stand up)
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night
Who do you voodoo, Bitch?
Hide your kids, grab your wife, better get outta sight
Who do you voodoo, Bitch? (Let's go)

Sam B to Papa Shango and Baron Samedi
Handful of fingertips, toss em up like confetti
Stable of corpse bitches, I'm a pimp of the dead
Come fuck with a zombie I'll put a stake in your head
Look you want ghouls? I got fuckin platoons
Baby every body dies, I see your ass real soon
Crack bones to the marrow, hot sauce and they suck it
Now my Juju ain't nothin to fuck with
Sam B

Chorus x2

I love this I can do ti all no matter how fast:


Lyrics in the video

and now:


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