Worst Shark Movies~

[CaliburofSouls]

Right, So, Don't post Jaws, Because that's great, This isn't for good shark movies :I Post horrible shark movies, And tell me why they are so horrible. Post clips and funny lines from them as well

Right, Mine is Sharknado~

Anyone else watched it?.. In my opinion, It was absolutely terrible, But so terrible, It must be watched again.. Hey, Even the band singing the theme song is terrible:

They even stole a line from Jaws~

Skip to 0:56 or so to hear the wonderful Jaws reference~
Anyway, IT'S YOUR TURN~
(Someone better post Sharktopus or I am going to flip~ :I)

 

[Spark]

Jaws 2+

Any of them after the 1st kinda sucked. Nowhere near as good as the firsts.

 

[Miner]

Sharktopus

Any explanation really needed? No? I have to? Huh.
There's not much good about it XD
Dat scene when the chick's screaming... The first of many bad ones :/
She's smiling... SMILING FOR GOD'S SAKE XD

And the actual Sharktopus... It looks like play dough.

 

[Machy234]

I find Austin Powers is the worst shark movie... if it counts as a shark movie? "Sharks with fre**en lasers on their heads." Or at least I hope that counts as a shark movie.

 

[CaliburofSouls]

I find Austin Powers is the worst shark movie... if it counts as a shark movie? "Sharks with fre**en lasers on their heads." Or at least I hope that counts as a shark movie.

It was probably made to look bad, If it was Austin Powers But yeah, It can count~

 

[Megadonkey30]

you stole mine.. I was thinking sharknado when I clicked on the thread...

 

[CaliburofSouls]

MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Camernater3]

Megalodon
I havn't seen the actual movie but I have seen clips of it in a top 10 list.
Low budget movie about the worlds biggest shark attacking a small cruise boat doesnt work

 

[Valcust]

*GASHUNK*

 

[CaliburofSouls]

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*GASHUNK*

OMIGOD

 

[Camernater3]

.....
What?

 

[Mitch]

 

[Arken]

We should go see this, when you come to my city, (when you do, if you do, whatever.) it looks like a hell of a movie.

 

[Camernater3]

I fail to comprehend

 

[Mitch]

We should go see this, when you come to my city, (when you do, if you do, whatever.) it looks like a hell of a movie.

For sure, buddy.

I fail to comprehend

Girls in bikinis and sharks jumping out of the land.
That's all I know.

 

[CaliburofSouls]

That. Is. Amazing. Must watch that. Just because it sucks.

 

[Mitch]

That. Is. Amazing. Must watch that. Just because it sucks.

I remember finding it at around 4:30am one night and laughing hysterically.
Although it's really not that funny, lack of sleep does stuff to you, man.

 

[Lonespacemarine]

Two headed shark. Don't watch it. Don't.

 

[CaliburofSouls]

Two headed shark. Don't watch it. Don't.

Saw that on a top 10 list of worst shark movies xD Two reasons why it sucks apparently are that, One, Nobody on the island survives, And Two, The island SINKS. :I It looks terrible.

 

[TheDeester]

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus, because sheer terribleness,
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus because sharks take down planes,
Super Shark, because tanks with legs,
Of course the aforementioned Two Headed Shark Attack,
And the small "Jaws 20" cameo in Back to the Future 2.