Tyinyk
Lord of Altera
Calico Kidd
Name: "Well now, what an impolite question when I've already given you my moniker."
Full Titles: "Wandering Jester, Beloved Fool, Little Bossman, I've so very many titles we'll never find the time if I go on."
Nickname/Alias: "Everyone tends to call me Calico, even though I've no objections to being called Cal."
KEY INFORMATION:
Age: "I am in the prime of my life!"
Gender: "If my manly bearing alone wasn't enough to inform you, I am a gentleman."
Race: "Quite Human, I assure you."
Social Status: "Beloved by all, surely. No one's tried to kill me in days."
Sexuality: "I'm afraid you'll need to find out personally. I'm always the pursuer, never the pursued, should make for a delightful change."
Height: "I'm the perfect height to receive a lifetime's supply of comedy."
Weight: "Nimble and mobile, let us say."
Date of Birth: "Some time in the winter, there weren't exactly any calendars handy."
Date of Death: "Ah, you caught me, I've actually been a ghost this entire time!"
Homeland: "The world, of course."
Current Home: "Where the heart is, wherever else would it be?"
Appearance:
Build: "'Lithe' is the term I enjoy using, though my associates have others."
Hair: "Was 'Calico Kidd' too subtle? My apologies."
Eyes: "Blue, and I do appreciate you asking instead of just ogling them yourself."
Skin: "I have it, yes."
Identifying Marks: "I refer you back to my hair, it's quite iconic."
Appearance: "Devilishly handsome, with just a touch of mystery."
Clothing: "Typically yes. It's excellent for flourishing, and you'll never catch me without my trusty domino mask."
Weaponry: "I possess the sharpest weapons in the world, and am never without them."
Prized Possessions: "Those aforementioned weapons, of course."
Hygiene: "I'm the best-smelling vagrant you're ever likely to meet."
Voice: "Sultry, dulcet, attractive, all of these would suffice, I think."
QUALITIES AND FLAWS:
Strengths: "I'm full of tricks."
Fears: "I'm afraid I can't say."
Weaknesses: "I've been told I'm too handsome for my own good. Hence the mask, you see."
Intelligence: "I'm afraid I'm as dumb as a bag of rocks, and take twice as long to reach a point."
Languages: "A sharp tongue is wasted if you can only use it on one type of target."
Profession: "I profess myself to be a fool and a charlatan!"
ETHICS AND MOTIVATIONS:
Personality: "Winning."
Religion or Cults: "'Cult' is rather reductive, but I follow the path of the Essences, as all Vishni."
Alignment: "I align myself with nothing! Keeps my options open that way."
Short Term Goals: "Enjoy myself, and leave a brighter, more entertained trail behind me."
Long Term Goals: "Second verse, same as the first."
TRIVIA:
Favourite...
Place: "An impossible question, each locale is so different, it would be to compare an apple to a rock to a book- No real basis of fair comparison to any of them."
Pastime: "Getting into trouble, of course."
Food: "So difficult to choose, though I've something of a sweet tooth."
Drink: "I do enjoy a good cider, though never underestimate the simple merits of water."
Colour: "That would be pink, of course!"
Animal: "Hm, I do wonder what Calico's favorite animal is."
Least Favourite...
Place: "No place has been so significantly onerous to yours truly that it stands out in my mind as particularly bad."
Pastime: "Doing nothing, the truly worst possible option for ways to pass the time."
Food: "Anything that, while technically edible, has crossed the line from actually being food."
Drink: "There's this clear alcohol I've had once- I don't remember the name, but it's dreadful stuff."
Colour: "Peuce, solely because of the name. It comes off the tongue wrong, it hits the ear wrong, just awful. 'Peuce.' Disgusting."
Animal: "Ants."
Name: "Well now, what an impolite question when I've already given you my moniker."
Full Titles: "Wandering Jester, Beloved Fool, Little Bossman, I've so very many titles we'll never find the time if I go on."
Nickname/Alias: "Everyone tends to call me Calico, even though I've no objections to being called Cal."
KEY INFORMATION:
Age: "I am in the prime of my life!"
Gender: "If my manly bearing alone wasn't enough to inform you, I am a gentleman."
Race: "Quite Human, I assure you."
Social Status: "Beloved by all, surely. No one's tried to kill me in days."
Sexuality: "I'm afraid you'll need to find out personally. I'm always the pursuer, never the pursued, should make for a delightful change."
Height: "I'm the perfect height to receive a lifetime's supply of comedy."
Weight: "Nimble and mobile, let us say."
Date of Birth: "Some time in the winter, there weren't exactly any calendars handy."
Date of Death: "Ah, you caught me, I've actually been a ghost this entire time!"
Homeland: "The world, of course."
Current Home: "Where the heart is, wherever else would it be?"
Appearance:
Build: "'Lithe' is the term I enjoy using, though my associates have others."
Hair: "Was 'Calico Kidd' too subtle? My apologies."
Eyes: "Blue, and I do appreciate you asking instead of just ogling them yourself."
Skin: "I have it, yes."
Identifying Marks: "I refer you back to my hair, it's quite iconic."
Appearance: "Devilishly handsome, with just a touch of mystery."
Clothing: "Typically yes. It's excellent for flourishing, and you'll never catch me without my trusty domino mask."
Weaponry: "I possess the sharpest weapons in the world, and am never without them."
Prized Possessions: "Those aforementioned weapons, of course."
Hygiene: "I'm the best-smelling vagrant you're ever likely to meet."
Voice: "Sultry, dulcet, attractive, all of these would suffice, I think."
QUALITIES AND FLAWS:
Strengths: "I'm full of tricks."
Fears: "I'm afraid I can't say."
Weaknesses: "I've been told I'm too handsome for my own good. Hence the mask, you see."
Intelligence: "I'm afraid I'm as dumb as a bag of rocks, and take twice as long to reach a point."
Languages: "A sharp tongue is wasted if you can only use it on one type of target."
Profession: "I profess myself to be a fool and a charlatan!"
ETHICS AND MOTIVATIONS:
Personality: "Winning."
Religion or Cults: "'Cult' is rather reductive, but I follow the path of the Essences, as all Vishni."
Alignment: "I align myself with nothing! Keeps my options open that way."
Short Term Goals: "Enjoy myself, and leave a brighter, more entertained trail behind me."
Long Term Goals: "Second verse, same as the first."
TRIVIA:
Favourite...
Place: "An impossible question, each locale is so different, it would be to compare an apple to a rock to a book- No real basis of fair comparison to any of them."
Pastime: "Getting into trouble, of course."
Food: "So difficult to choose, though I've something of a sweet tooth."
Drink: "I do enjoy a good cider, though never underestimate the simple merits of water."
Colour: "That would be pink, of course!"
Animal: "Hm, I do wonder what Calico's favorite animal is."
Least Favourite...
Place: "No place has been so significantly onerous to yours truly that it stands out in my mind as particularly bad."
Pastime: "Doing nothing, the truly worst possible option for ways to pass the time."
Food: "Anything that, while technically edible, has crossed the line from actually being food."
Drink: "There's this clear alcohol I've had once- I don't remember the name, but it's dreadful stuff."
Colour: "Peuce, solely because of the name. It comes off the tongue wrong, it hits the ear wrong, just awful. 'Peuce.' Disgusting."
Animal: "Ants."
