CyberChaosV2
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I actually just got done reading that XD wish I had before I'd posted
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I actually just got done reading that XD wish I had before I'd posted
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the zenyatta one got me
enjoyedAs someone who mains support chars, this entertains me
Edit: "I should have picked Mercy!...."and now i have that song stuck in my head.......
plus, people yell at me to play Ana when I pick mercy, then I suck as Ana and they yell at me for not doing so well, having put up many a time with toxic anti-support peoplein league, I always yell back "You want me to suck, or do well? then don't tell me who to play!" course then they start on a tirade of how I should practice Ana... lead at one point to me just giving up,saying I was just gonna relax near the enemy team's spawn point cause I didn't care about my team anymore... and the other team friggin welcomed me, they were cool guys, let me just kinda do my own thing around there and used the hello emote each time they came backmfw in comp I sometimes get flamed for picking Mercy and not another support
People seem really keen on just grabbing onto the meta as if they were strippers on a stripper pole.
In other words, meta is good, but not always the best.
I can feel my rank going up as I read this, thank you Tempy, God of OverwatchMy name is Tempy#21708 and I went from gold 2104 to diamond 3010 competitive rank in four days. This is my story on how I did it.
X Rated, SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, TOP TEN TIPS.
tip number 1: insta pick ur hero
tip number 2: listen to your team
tip number 3: don't listen to your team if they bitch
tip number 4: it is support's fault, unless you are playing support, in that case DPS is not getting picks.
tip number 5: lol who cares about the meta, pick that genji even if you have no tanks or supports
tip number 6: it is completely reasonable to not use your voice chat or even listen to it
tip number 7: as a soldier, you are definitely dealing with the pharah after you killed her once despite her killing you seven times
tip number 8: as a russian player, you are obliged to always voice your concerns in the best possible way, AKA saying "fuck you" in about 10 different contexts in the span of 2 minutes.
tip number 9: you will get healed more if you spam "I need healing" infront of a lucio that just used his amp it up.
tip number 10: don't play overwatch
these tips will get you to that grandmaster my manI can feel my rank going up as I read this, thank you Tempy, God of Overwatch
My name is Tempy#21708 and I went from gold 2104 to diamond 3010 competitive rank in four days. This is my story on how I did it.
X Rated, SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, TOP TEN TIPS.
tip number 1: insta pick ur hero
tip number 2: listen to your team
tip number 3: don't listen to your team if they bitch
tip number 4: it is support's fault, unless you are playing support, in that case DPS is not getting picks.
tip number 5: lol who cares about the meta, pick that genji even if you have no tanks or supports
tip number 6: it is completely reasonable to not use your voice chat or even listen to it
tip number 7: as a soldier, you are definitely dealing with the pharah after you killed her once despite her killing you seven times
tip number 8: as a russian player, you are obliged to always voice your concerns in the best possible way, AKA saying "fuck you" in about 10 different contexts in the span of 2 minutes.
tip number 9: you will get healed more if you spam "I need healing" infront of a lucio that just used his amp it up.
tip number 10: don't play overwatch