Calling all Alterans for a state of Emergency!

[Knight Xavier]

I can? Ok I'm going to lock it

 

[Corey]

nooo why lock it? D=

 

[Knight Xavier]

Shush cory you Bandit, you lot takin mah things I'm not going to lock it and cory why!?! your a good guy

 

[Corey]

lol I never attacked HR that was royo.. Im to sick to play mc atm... so Aint been raiding in a longgggg time

 

[frank frappuccino]

But if you lock it then how are the bandits gonna steal from you?

 

[Royo_Royal]

just lets us play are lovely raid

 

[Wrayh]

Have fun Royo Just keep it legal!

 

[MRPolo13]

legal ad bandits don't tend to go together

 

[DeadPress]

*laughs in the shadows and mutters* I wonder what town will be next for a little bandit visit, for their sake i hope they pay up. *throws a dart at The Altera Map* Ahaaa this town shouldn't give those bandits any trouble

 

[Royo_Royal]

me like the Target Dead hahaah, me like it much

 

[MRPolo13]

Seems like you guys have an emergency. I personally don't really mind the bandits but you lot... I'd prepare for them if I was you.

 

[Wrayh]

I hope whatever town is attacked next does pay.. Nothing is ever worth death..

 

[frank frappuccino]

I could think of a few things that are worse than death....

 

[itsemiel]

Just know that all wounded can be treated in Witches Brew. I'll be there to help you.

 

[DeadPress]

Just know that all wounded can be treated in Witches Brew. I'll be there to help you.

Then i hope for your sake it isnt witches brew that gets paid a visit

 

[itsemiel]

Then i hope for your sake it isnt witches brew that gets paid a visit

Oh, a visit would be nice! I'll make sure I have some tea ready for when they'll come and I'll ask miss Alaila to bake some cake.

 

[DeadPress]

Oh, a visit would be nice! I'll make sure I have some tea ready for when they'll come and I'll ask miss Alaila to bake some cake.

She does make a mighty fine crunchy Apple cake,(secret ingredient: golden apples) Alaila is a lady who knows how to handle the bandits feed em till they can't walk

 

[itsemiel]

She does make a mighty fine crunchy Apple cake,(secret ingredient: golden apples) Alaila is a lady who knows how to handle the bandits feed em till they can't walk

And I'll heal the wounded ones.

 

[Alailanible]

Then i hope for your sake it isnt witches brew that gets paid a visit

Do you *want* a poisoned wedding cake?

Witches Brew is a peaceful town, on blessed grounds, with no army whatsoever... except the witch.
If bandits show up demanding money, they will be ignored and shown to the baths instead.
If they insist or threaten people, the "witch" will cast a spell that will make all the nice people of WB pretend they are villagers seeking remedy for flatulence problems.

 

[bodejodel]

That is an amazing idea Alail!
Since we do not have magic, I will make sure to have some rotten meat added to the soldiers rations. That should keep the bandits at bay...