=-= Curse of the Chicken God =-=

[Spirit]

BEWARE!
The legendary Chicken God has made himself known as the ruler of all fowl in Mockingbay and across the land!

Chicken God is among us all! He shall take over the land with his army of birds! No one is safe! NO ONE!
HE HAS CURSED ALL WHO HAVE CONSUMED A SINGLE WING OF BIRD. ALL WHO DARE EAT FOWL SHALL BE SMITTEN BY THE CHICKEN GOD AND HIS ARMY.
You get three warnings! First, the chirping and calling from the distance. Next, the gathering of birds! Then finally... He strikes! BEWARE!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[ OOC Note: Sort of a little mini-event thing like I did with the Shadow Rider. Figured this would be fun, stupid, and good for laughs and bringing rp. I want this to be as fun as possible. The Chicken God will appear in multiple places on the map. Starting with Mockingbay. If anyone wants to gamble for an encounter, I suggest hanging around there.]​

 

[Spirit]

mokwar
The Tottot

 

[BoredBrit]

BEWARE!
The legendary Chicken God has made himself known as the ruler of all fowl in Mockingbay and across the land!

Chicken God is among us all! He shall take over the land with his army of birds! No one is safe! NO ONE!
HE HAS CURSED ALL WHO HAVE CONSUMED A SINGLE WING OF BIRD. ALL WHO DARE EAT FOWL SHALL BE SMITTEN BY THE CHICKEN GOD AND HIS ARMY.
You get three warnings! First, the chirping and calling from the distance. Next, the gathering of birds! Then finally... He strikes! BEWARE!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[ OOC Note: Sort of a little mini-event thing like I did with the Shadow Rider. Figured this would be fun, stupid, and good for laughs and bringing rp. I want this to be as fun as possible. The Chicken God will appear in multiple places on the map. Starting with Mockingbay. If anyone wants to gamble for an encounter, I suggest hanging around there.]​

i like the funniness behind this so i am taking my heresy hating ass outta here so you have fun :^)

 

[Ruu Darling]

Welp, looks like we're creating a Medieval KFC, Boys.

 

[Tot]

I'll allow it.

 

[Raykaystar]

Oh my gosh this already sounds awesome

 

[Spirit]

This week's Chicken God plan: "Abduct all the birds in Mockingbay and put them under our rule!"

 

[Blorbis83]

Someone, quickly, get The Hound.

 

[Niko]

 

[Auriel]

"You are challenge to a duel.")

 

[Spirit]

"You are challenge to a duel.")

"Bawk")

 

[Jase]

what does the chicken god use to do science experiments...
beakers

 

[Bartooliinii]

oh boy better get online as Packman and lock all doors and windows of the pet shop!

 

[Spirit]

oh boy better get online as Packman and lock all doors and windows of the pet shop!

None shall escape the Chicken God, p00f.

 

[Bartooliinii]

None shall escape the Chicken God, p00f.

What if I start worshipping him ASAP? D:

 

[Tot]

Until they kill someone it's their religious freedom . . .

 

[Spirit]

What if I start worshipping him ASAP? D:

We shall spare you.

 

[Archbishop]

Sounds like something has run...

A fowl.

 

[Spirit]

Sounds like something has run...

A fowl.

YEEEEEAAAAAHH

 

[Raykaystar]

Sounds like something has run...

A fowl.

That made me happy