=-= Curse of the Chicken God =-=

[The Cinnaroll]

*Calls in Captain KFC*

 

[Spirit]

*Calls in Captain KFC*

Your man can't save you now...

 

[The Cinnaroll]

Your man can't save you now...

*Calls in multiple captains then*

 

[Spirit]

*Calls in multiple captains then*

They will not save you from our vast army, my dear. We are the Chicken Society- your feeble humans can never manage to defeat us all. WE ARE ALL AROUND YOU!

 

[The Cinnaroll]

WE ARE ALL AROUND YOU!

Good. I was just starting to get hungry. And never underestimate a fat kid.

 

[Spirit]

Good. I was just starting to get hungry. And never underestimate a fat kid.

"FOOL THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM"

 

[Blorbis83]

*Prepares pots of boiling water, celery, leeks salt, pepper, and noodles*

I'm ready to do my civic duty and defend the land. If I have to eat chicken noodle soup for years to come, then so be it!!

Also pigeons are better.

 

[Electric]

"FOOL THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM"

Do you mean 'fowl'?

 

[Spirit]

*Prepares pots of boiling water, celery, leeks salt, pepper, and noodles*

I'm ready to do my civic duty and defend the land. If I have to eat chicken noodle soup for years to come, then so be it!!

Also pigeons are better.

Technically Chicken God is the god of all birds... so...

 

[Jase]

All mortals must peck the right god to worship.

 

[Spirit]

Yeah so... there's like... a poster in Queensport too... so... go look for that in the tavern there. Not sure if there's more than one- but it's the one near the docks. I'd type the message out here- but I lost it. So uh... HAPPY HUNTING!

 

[Immerael]

Yeah so... there's like... a poster in Queensport too... so... go look for that in the tavern there. Not sure if there's more than one- but it's the one near the docks. I'd type the message out here- but I lost it. So uh... HAPPY HUNTING!

Might want to find that as posters have a habit of disappearing into the ether. I think any one who has tried to put out posters before knows my pain. Paint dUMMY

 

[Spirit]

Might want to find that as posters have a habit of disappearing into the ether. I think any one who has tried to put out posters before knows my pain. Paint dUMMY

Why do people do that anyway? Seriously- what's the profit?

 

[Immerael]

Why do people do that anyway? Seriously- what's the profit?

 

[TinyBlueberry]

... I... That.. She's beautiful.

 

[Archbishop]

... I... That.. She's beautiful.

3D Wimminz > 2D Waifu

 

[The Courier]

3D Wimminz > 2D Waifu

Your 2D waifu will never beg you to buy her things.

2D Waifu > 3D Leeches

 

[Archbishop]

Your 2D waifu will never beg you to buy her things.

2D Waifu > 3D Leeches

Your 2D waifu is coveted by NEETs everywhere and will never be yours alone. Nor can she ever hold you or cuddle you.

3D Ladies>2D Whores.

 

[Immerael]

Your 2D waifu is coveted by NEETs everywhere and will never be yours alone. Nor can she ever hold you or cuddle you.

3D Ladies>2D Whores.

 

[mokwar]

Your 2D waifu is coveted by NEETs everywhere and will never be yours alone. Nor can she ever hold you or cuddle you.

3D Ladies>2D Whores.

That is implying that your 3D lady is loyal :^)