How To summon a Deity

[bodejodel]

Here's how to summon a deity.

1. Gather incense, beeswax candles, and chalk.
2. Throw them into the air all at once while shouting "GODS ARE A BUNCH OF BASTARDS"

And they will reveal themselves in the form of a lightning bolt directed at your bottom...

 

[The Living Ghost]

And they will reveal themselves in the form of a lightning bolt directed at your bottom...

Ah, so they know where to kiss then~

 

[BarbarianGaming]

Great now some crazy serial killer is gonna summon Jishrim or Kilrox.

 

[Goldengem25]

I love how you just called the entire clan serial killers

 

[Michcat]

Cause the thread title is 'how to'?

more.. guidelines.

Got icepacks on arms, back to writing!

 

[BarbarianGaming]

I did? Oh I meant summon them to help them kill people.

 

[Moochick]

This is really funny seeing that most characters on the server are atheist for some reason...

 

[Michcat]

This is really funny seeing that most characters on the server are atheist for some reason...

This! Characters with history of worship are gonna have a biiig advantage.

 

[Lannis]

This! Characters with history of worship are gonna have a biiig advantage.

Aaaaaawyiss

 

[Somnastra]

This is really funny seeing that most characters on the server are atheist for some reason...

Heh.

This! Characters with history of worship are gonna have a biiig advantage.

Define... "history of worship"?

 

[BarbarianGaming]

This! Characters with history of worship are gonna have a biiig advantage.

YES! *wins*

 

[Jstar]

This! Characters with history of worship are gonna have a biiig advantage.

*Was Shalherana's High Priest, wins this instantly*

 

[dUMMY]

Great now some crazy serial killer is gonna summon Jishrim or Kilrox.

Skraag*

 

[Michcat]

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Define... "history of worship"?

Merely a character who was into the whole prayer shebang ^^

What I have in mind is those with a history of disputing the pantheon may or may not be at a somewhat disadvantage.

 

[BarbarianGaming]

*never disputed the pantheon*

 

[Somnastra]

Merely a character who was into the whole prayer shebang ^^

What I have in mind is those with a history of disputing the pantheon may or may not be at a somewhat disadvantage.

Som prays... occasionally~ (actually, she prayed to Shal quite a lot... thanks to Raindes and Sam)

She was more into the whole... unorganized reverence bit, though. >_>

 

[Centurion]

... curious as to how a heretic would behave
"Should i summon Theodra to flirt more?"

 

[Lannis]

... curious as to how a heretic would behave
"Should i summon Theodra to flirt more?"

Yes.
Yes.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss.

 

[Mitch]

Summoning a deity...? Easy enough.

@VanquishedVyre

 

[Estes241]

"Hoogity booogity doolody doo" *Estes is summoned*