Future of the Earthspawn - October 2015

[Alyssa]

*pats Murdoc on the back *

My precise thoughts.

 

[Kyle1322]

My precise thoughts.

pls

 

[Alyssa]

pls

You'd better start getting busy if you don't want your people to die out, man.

 

[Kyle1322]

You'd better start getting busy if you don't want your people to die out, man.

if there were any Earthspawn females, probably would. *shrug*

 

[Azur]

You'd better start getting busy if you don't want your people to die out, man.

if there were any Earthspawn females, probably would. *shrug*

While numbers have been low for some time, more recently there has been an undetectable illness on the rise in adult female Earthspawn which has led to high levels of infertility. As a result, the natality (birth) rate has lowered.

In an instance where two characters have, um, taken measures to produce offspring, I should be contacted via a forum message so that I can conduct rolls that will determine success. A 1d5 will determine how much (if at all) the female Earthspawn in question has been affected by the illness. A 1 indicates no illness, a 2 or 3 indicates total infertility, and a 4 or 5 would indicate only early stages of the illness, meaning that a single birth may be successful before the effects of the illness take hold.

 

[Kyle1322]

still able to, Just alot harder.

 

[Azur]

still able to, Just alot harder.

especially give that there are literally no female Earthspawn in existence. RIP.
(Unless there is, I dunno)

 

[Rygan]

life finds a way

 

[Cap]

jeff goldblum is that you

 

[Kyle1322]

especially give that there are literally no female Earthspawn in existence. RIP.
(Unless there is, I dunno)

speaking with faelin now bout that, actually.

 

[Immerael]

There was one played by @Marshith she's a child though. Also she doesn't get on very often anymore.

 

[Azur]

There was one played by @Marshith she's a child though. Also she doesn't get on very often anymore.

the inbreeding begins

 

[NIAH]

the inbreeding begins

ew

 

[Kyle1322]

Yeah no thanks, Im good.

 

[Alyssa]

You just have to learn how to asexually produce, Murdy. It can't be that hard.

 

[Sizzix]

You just have to learn how to asexually produce, Murdy. It can't be that hard.

It's been a long time since I've laughed so out loud.

 

[Kyle1322]

You just have to learn how to asexually produce, Murdy. It can't be that hard.

PFT. RIIIIIIGHT.

 

[Tomato150]

You just have to learn how to asexually produce, Murdy. It can't be that hard.

Is there a petition to sign or . . . How do we get this happening.

 

[Sankera]

Mitosis

 

[Spark]

Yeah no thanks, Im good.

You say this but I still remember that Skype quote....with Murdoc...and the goat...

R.I.P Appetite.