So You're Having A Kid?

[Deash12]

Meow?

 

[Baron]

I can't wait to see the mood swings.

 

[Faelin]

Research is our friend. Research good, yesss-

Until it's about childbirth, and then you find just yourself swearing violently at certain chromosomes.

That and considering running away to live in a convent.

I love being a guy.

*Hisses*

Oh, and lastly-

By pushing! People gently against the wall.

*Slams down hands on the table, promptly flips it over*

You win. You just win.

 

[Jstar]

Hmm, let Daeron and Tzemik be your midwives xD

 

[The Living Ghost]

Hmm, let Daeron and Tzemik be your midwives xD

Your baby will be born successfully, with a 50% chance of contracting sass and a nervous disposition~

 

[Baron]

Have Vorar deliver. 100% chance of contracting kill all humans.

 

[Somnastra]

@bodejodel @cherbert Is there anything that you observed that @Somnastra has missed?

Oh, there's plenty I missed. I left out a lot of the ... just gross symptoms, or those that are just near impossible to RP.

 

[Somnastra]

I can't wait to see the mood swings.

Oh, I forgot to mention those.

 

[Estes241]

*prepares Ice cream and... what is it..Pickles?*

 

[Somnastra]

*prepares Ice cream and... what is it..Pickles?*

Bahahaha. It was fish and... potatoes. Som craved fish and chips.

 

[Michcat]

Hmm, let Daeron and Tzemik be your midwives xD

*Tzemik be her midwife

WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO DURING THE LAST SURPRISE CHILDBIRTH HMMM ;-;

 

[Somnastra]

SURPRISE CHILDBIRTH

*ded*

 

[Michcat]

*ded*

You were THERE

*Logs into minecraft*
*I'm in the hospital*
*oh theres a lot of people?*
"MICH, MICH, SOME LADY IS HAVING A KID?!"
*crawls back into hole*

 

[Somnastra]

I remember!

I'm totally planning on "having the baby" while... conveniently sleeping ooc.

 

[blargtheawesome]

.. but raw chicken.

 

[Michcat]

.. but raw chicken.

DOOOOOOO NOT REMIND ME OF THAAAAT

 

[roopot]

.. but raw chicken.

Villager egg

 

[Estes241]

DOOOOOOO NOT REMIND ME OF THAAAAT

Bahaha... I think I remember their being an old snapshot of some folk using a chicken back in the old in... Lambmaster? Somethin' Lamb... Was quite humorous.

 

[Scardrac]

I remember using a raw chicken as a newborn prop when Scardrac went to go comfort it while the others worked on the dying mother. It was all tears and feels until I accidentally ate the chicken.

 

[IceandFire]

I remember using a raw chicken as a newborn prop when Scardrac went to go comfort it while the others worked on the dying mother. It was all tears and feels until I accidentally ate the chicken.

You monster.