Ray1333
Lord of Altera
(Just so you know, this is an IC thread. Any and all posts not in parentheses shall be considered IC. Also, post your nation every third post if you do it often. I am Volopia and reserve the right and be to lazy to say again because its on this thread-start text :L)
*You sit down in your office, tired from a public broadcast announcement about taxes, the phone begins to play voice mail.*
"CALLER---UNDERLORD LUKE CRESILL---SEND LOCATION---*hacked static*---MESSAGE START---Greetings, dictator, president, king/queen, and over all splendid rulers of HollowWorld nations! I am Luke Cresill, brither and one of the right hand Underlords of Overlord Ray Cesill, here with a dire message! You see, the nation of Volopia is in a terrible perdiciment! Our nation, you see, eats tons of beef. However, an epidemic has assaulted our livestock! Called the "Invisible Bovine Monster" by noted eight-year-old Stephan Cresill, has killed thousands of our people. This infection feeds off of bovine-harming germs in the fat. However, when in a human, it can kill one from any period of time from three months to three minutes. It is impossible to detect in cows, actually helping them, and has one symptom in human; hallucinations of cows. There is no none cure and its fast rotting build eliminates vaccine possibilities. Two thirds of what a normal Volopian eats is beef, and it is cheap because of abundance. Anyone who has imported Volopian Beef Inc., which exports top quality meat for the rich, is advised to make their rich buyers last days good ones. We are quarantining all bovine we can, and having massive sales in stores on whoever is dumb enough to buy it. We shall accept all assistance provided, and particularly request non-beef food aid and research assistance on a cure. Oh, and as incentive, we shall paradrop infected cows into nations who don't provide assistance. Underlord out.---MESSAGE END---PRESS ONE TO...
*You sit down in your office, tired from a public broadcast announcement about taxes, the phone begins to play voice mail.*
"CALLER---UNDERLORD LUKE CRESILL---SEND LOCATION---*hacked static*---MESSAGE START---Greetings, dictator, president, king/queen, and over all splendid rulers of HollowWorld nations! I am Luke Cresill, brither and one of the right hand Underlords of Overlord Ray Cesill, here with a dire message! You see, the nation of Volopia is in a terrible perdiciment! Our nation, you see, eats tons of beef. However, an epidemic has assaulted our livestock! Called the "Invisible Bovine Monster" by noted eight-year-old Stephan Cresill, has killed thousands of our people. This infection feeds off of bovine-harming germs in the fat. However, when in a human, it can kill one from any period of time from three months to three minutes. It is impossible to detect in cows, actually helping them, and has one symptom in human; hallucinations of cows. There is no none cure and its fast rotting build eliminates vaccine possibilities. Two thirds of what a normal Volopian eats is beef, and it is cheap because of abundance. Anyone who has imported Volopian Beef Inc., which exports top quality meat for the rich, is advised to make their rich buyers last days good ones. We are quarantining all bovine we can, and having massive sales in stores on whoever is dumb enough to buy it. We shall accept all assistance provided, and particularly request non-beef food aid and research assistance on a cure. Oh, and as incentive, we shall paradrop infected cows into nations who don't provide assistance. Underlord out.---MESSAGE END---PRESS ONE TO...