It has come to the attention to the Emperor-King Rex Chevalier of Lonmar, Archduke of Anarchy, Lord of Frostwood Watch, Former Lord Commander of the Chevaliers, Former Lord Commander of the King’s Guard, Former Admiral of the Royal Navy, Former Lord of Moonrise, Former High Commissioner of Lonmar, the eponymous founder of the Kingdom of Rex, that the false "King" Peter the First, has unwisely dubbed his Eminence "a criminal", a word that certainly bears considerable gravity, gravity of which O'Kingdom does not take lightly. Generous and fair(ly cruel) man that he is, O'Kingdom would like to extend His own compliments to Peter the First, concerning his marvelous ability to scour the lands for the finest men that inhabit it, and to succinctly list them in a letter that has a charming disregard for euphemism. Indubitably, Peter the First possesses no quarrels with exercising and displaying his king-worthy powers.
Alas, even a bold and illustrious ruler such as Peter the First pales in the glory of that of O'Kingdom, who, in His eternal benevolence, blesses the lands with his engilding rays of light that emanate from his chiseled form. To the misfortune of Peter the First, Emperor-King Rex Chevalier of Lonmar, Archduke of Anarchy, Lord of Frostwood Watch, Former Lord Commander of the Chevaliers, Former Lord Commander of the King’s Guard, Former Admiral of the Royal Navy, Former Lord of Moonrise, Former High Commissioner of Lonmar, the eponymous founder of the Kingdom of Rex has found himself slighted by Peter the First's floccinaucinihilipilification of O'Kingdom's domain and His allies.
Thus, as with any pest, it must be promptly eradicated, under the merciless sabaton of O'Kingdom.
His Eminence denies the date set fourth, and generously interprets the futile attempt of Peter the First commanding O'Kingdom to abide to it as pure jest, rather than what might belie an insult.
His Eminence instructs that they meet on the date provided, ten years in the future. Lest Peter the First fails to follow the Emperor-King Rex Chevalier of Lonmar, Archduke of Anarchy, Lord of Frostwood Watch, Former Lord Commander of the Chevaliers, Former Lord Commander of the King’s Guard, Former Admiral of the Royal Navy, Former Lord of Moonrise, Former High Commissioner of Lonmar, the eponymous founder of the Kingdom of Rex's writ, he will be driven beyond these lands in permanent exile, or perhaps find himself without a head.
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The Emperor-King Rex Chevalier of Lonmar, Archduke of Anarchy, Lord of Frostwood Watch, Former Lord Commander of the Chevaliers, Former Lord Commander of the King’s Guard, Former Admiral of the Royal Navy, Former Lord of Moonrise, Former High Commissioner of Lonmar, the eponymous founder of the Kingdom of Rex has provided a brief telling of His history below.
The Kingdom of Rex was formed when a hobo dragging a chest of explosives stumbled into an abandoned throneroom which O' Kingdom occupied. The mysterious explosive bearing hobo inquired why O'Kingdom sat on the throne. At that moment, O'Kingdom and his wise attendants Nwalme Fuvur and Aewin established the Kingdom of Rex. It was not long after that the Kingdom of Rex entered a state of perpetual prosperity, bringing profitable chaos and carnage to all. The seat of power of the Kingdom of Rex has a beautiful landscape like no other, with grandiose tendrils of corruption interweaving through the land. It also bears a unique style of architecture, one that involves using roofs and walls that appear half blown off. Truly symbolic of O'Kingdom's power. The Kingdom of Rex levies no taxes, only a small monthly fee that ensures O'Kingdom himself does not rend one asunder. This is only fair, as Emperor-King Rex does not discriminate, since He requests the fees from those even outside his sublime Kingdom. Those who sensibly associate themselves with O'Kingdom will find themselves without fear, for Rex and his champions are here (those who do not are nowhere near, for they worry for themselves and those they hold dear).
Emperor-King Rex Chevalier of Lonmar, Archduke of Anarchy, Lord of Frostwood Watch, Former Lord Commander of the Chevaliers, Former Lord Commander of the King’s Guard, Former Admiral of the Royal Navy, Former Lord of Moonrise, Former High Commissioner of Lonmar, the eponymous founder of the Kingdom of Rex, traces his royal lineage all the way back to a proud group of well loved and powerful Orphan Assassins. Emperor King Rex has rightful reign over any sapient creature, due to his dragonblood, archangel wings, godly strength, impeccably good looks, tiger pace, and unattainable intelligence. Wherefore, why should one bother with the numerous gods and their bothersome summonings when one can have a single God, the almighty Rex, who himself is the embodiment of the Kingdom. We beseech thee, O' Kingdom, to bestow us with your eminent reign.
Emperor-King Rex does not find hell amusing, only the prospect of his enemies burning in it. Join his eminence, submit to omniscient power of his Kingdom, and accept he is the one and true sovereign over all.