*An email pops up on the Volopian leader's inbox*
Good morning,
I am CEO Robert 7Up Benson, speaking on behalf of the Argent Aurum Corporate Coalition.
You have destroyed some of Mechanica Rationalis' automated army. As a consequence of this, in accordance with the Mechanica Rationalis - Argent Aurum Armament Agreement, we are now at war with you. As leaders of the Unified Fiefdom, we bring to the fore over a billion citizens across 6 nations. Rest assured, this is not a battle that you can win. Argent Aurum alone outstrips Volopia in every industry, and our agricultural and manufacturing sectors are larger and more productive. Against the whole of the Fiefdom, the lone nation of Volopia will fall swiftly. Therefore, I, and the Fiefdom as a whole, request your immediate, unconditional surrender.
Thank you for your time.
Eat fresh,
R. 7Up Benson, CEO - PizzaCo