The Dark Mage [Character Dead]

[bettemus99]

me too.. *cryes a bit*

 

[matyio]

Oh and I forgot to mention, I die inside a bit every day you don't update this when you could have.

 

[Legion]

You also die a bit on the outside everytime i kill you

 

[matyio]

You can't kill me because... *sceibbles something on a piece of scrap paper* it says so here that you can't. Anyway getting back on topic, I like your writing shadowsmalls so I want more now.

 

[Legion]

*pulls out Ion Cannon*
*Vaporizes paper*
You were saying?

 

[matyio]

Wait hang on a sec, why do I always get picked on by the guys with big guns?!? Ah well *calls in his strike fleet from his home world hiigara, and gets beamed up* now to see what legion does next.

 

[Legion]

*Uses a Goa'uld Alkesh to intercept the matter stream before matyio can be beamed up*
*proceeds to riddle him with so many holes, he can be mistaken for swiss cheese*

 

[Itzzaboy]

*re-rails thread*

 

[matyio]

Ok legion wins. Mainly because I'm too lazy to go all science with him at the moment

 

[matyio]

And itzza I tried that once already, but our mutual friend legion wouldn't have it.

 

[Legion]

*re-de-rails thread with this:

*

 

[Itzzaboy]

Thats just not fair...

 

[Legion]

I know right? No thread can survive that much de-railing.

 

[JustShadow]

 

[fencible]

/me pushes cat off rail

 

[Shadowsmalls]

*is bemused at the de-railing o.o*
I'll post it this evening

 

[bettemus99]

*is angry* Guys no more derailing! *kicks a chicken to the moon and bakes a cookie to show her power of anger*
>:O *looks over the people discusing all that rail stuff* you guys! stop writing all that *looks at shadowsmalls* and you! start writing. and all of you *holds some cookies* can you now be some good boys and wait till shadowsmalls is done?

 

[Legion]

*catches chicken*
*eats cookie*
*gives a cookie to the chicken*
*stuffs a primed grenade inside the chicken*
*uses Fus RHo DaH to launch chicken at bette*
*laughs histerically*

 

[bettemus99]

*eats chicken*
*jumps in the direction of legion turn to beast and growls*
Fus Ro Daaah! *grenade gets spited out and explodes in legions face*

 

[Legion]

well bette that might work.
Except for the fact that spiting a grenade wont do much.
If you had spit it at me that might have workd, but as it stands you just resent it.
Therefore it explodes while inside you, because you ate the chicken.
You are dead.