CookieCo. presents: The Cookie!
Ever felt down? Needed a quick present because you forgot about someone's birthday and they might turn into some OP character and smite you? Or do you simply need a break from all the hard RPing or mining and building? We are here to save you! The cookie provides the greatest nutritional values for all ages, from children to adults. Full of wheat and iron, these treats also contain astonishing amounts of chocolate, making them healthy, as well as tasty. Cookies come at a cheap price too! 10R for a packet of 16 is just perfect for a Friday night stroll along with Dwarven friends getting drunk and eating Cookies.
Before use, consult a doctor or read the label, as any medicine may lead to potential harm or death.
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